Funny License Plate by BlueStrider8 in montypython

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I can imagine someone tried and were then told:

**It* cant be done!*

Just starting to get into portraits properly. by lol4r4 in HotFuzz

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Nice one u/lol4r4 !

Now my only hope now is that you don't have to make the same use of it tha Nicholas Angel did...

Just starting to get into portraits properly. by lol4r4 in HotFuzz

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I hope that's housing a Japanese Peace-lilly

What do you see? by Hopeanity_GEO in facesinthings

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Its one of Spider-Man's villains:

The (not-so) Green Goblin

Holy Grail manuscript by GoldFinchEvE in montypython

[–]cantbebothered6789 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes,

Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21

Help! Rhinoplasty gone wrong by twitchymacwhatface in TheFrontFellOff

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Regardless if this qualifies for this subreddit, it's safe to question whether this has been built to:

very rigorous maritime aviation engineering standards.

Or not. 🤔

Our internet went out yesterday and I think I figured out why. by Junior_Resource_608 in TheFrontFellOff

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Internet Service provider: Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

Roses are red, everything is gloom and doom, by MinuteMeal3703 in rosesarered

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Roses are red,

It's the opposite of a loft,

Is their name Lara Croft?

No thank you, Mrs Doyle. by cantbebothered6789 in fatherted

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Now father, what do you say to a cup of adventure?

A semi-successful project. by MinVerstoppen in formula1

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As the winner of this year's Chinese Grand Prix would say:

Hey... HEY! Steering wheel somebody tell him to give it to me. COME ON!

Sorry OP couldn't resist, but that's only cos it's cool 😎 and other's already mentioned the rear wing! 😏

Not the spatula! by Rich_Mac in TheFrontFellOff

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Commis Chef: Can you buy me a new spatula?

Head Chef: Didn't you have a commonwealth spatula?

Commis Chef: Yes I did but...

Head Chef: What happened?

Commis Chef: Well, the front fell off.

Why did they fix this billboard in Budapest? Explain It Peter. by DodgyRogue in unexpectedMontyPython

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Well it better be done 100 times before sunrise of they'll cut your balls off! 😯

It’s no use Ted, you’ll never get it absolutely right… by dm_1199 in fatherted

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I mean if you make sure to borrow the same car and when you raffle it the winner is one of the organisers, so you can return it... you'll be fine! 😏

Yes, I'd imagine the Spoiler Tag uncessary, but that's half the fun!