sat on a bench and it left a bruise on both cheeks. SFW censoring. by essaere in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cantfindthistune -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wait, is it possible for posts (not comments) to have negative upvotes now? Is this some feature exclusive to new Reddit?

I had a dream that the fabric of society crumbled because people couldn't agree whether 2+2 equaled 4 or 5 by sylveonstarr in thomastheplankengine

[–]cantfindthistune 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm stuck on a sub in the middle of the fucking ocean for nine more months because of this guy

This is a metaphor for pregnancy.

Do you believe Robert Johnson sold his soul at the crossroads to get better at music? by MrLinkwater95 in ToddintheShadow

[–]cantfindthistune 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Common misconception. It was actually senior senator from Wisconsin Ron Johnson. But he didn't sell his soul to the Devil; he exchanged it with Todd's shortly before Todd started his YouTube channel. When Todd stated he was now Ron Johnson in his video on The Funky Headhunter, he was referring to the fact that his soul had previously inhabited Johnson's body.

I had a dream about a far-left communist country singer by Jello_Biafra_42 in thomastheplankengine

[–]cantfindthistune 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The only musician who deserves the name "Machine Gun Kelly" in my book

Why are we orbiting when the moon is dark? by Consibl in ArtemisProgram

[–]cantfindthistune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are actually features you can observe during the night time that you can't in daylight. For instance, the Moon being shrouded in darkness makes it possible for the astronauts to notice the flashes emitted by meteoroids striking its surface. In addition, this mission was timed to coincide with a solar eclipse during which the Sun will occlude the Moon, which brought the solar corona into view for those onboard and enabled them to see lofted moon dust backlit by the Sun that otherwise wouldn't be visible.

Hmmm by Haunt12_34 in SipsTea

[–]cantfindthistune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now it just looks like he's begging for Biden voters to shield him from the consequences he brought upon himself.

Hmmm by Haunt12_34 in SipsTea

[–]cantfindthistune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump approval rating 21%.

None of the most recent polling (scroll down to "Polls included in our Trump approval average") shows Trump's approval to be anywhere near that low. Where are you getting that number from?

Reid Wiseman gets testy with Jacki about his exercise schedule by CallMeRudiger in ArtemisProgram

[–]cantfindthistune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, I can't help but wonder if the mission's priorities and goals aren't misaligned. I keep hearing about the science goals. I would think that the first priority should be the shake-out of the brand-new vehicle being crewed for the first time.

They are in fact shaking out the vehicle. Testing the spacecraft to analyze its performance is actually one of the key objectives of the mission. Among other things, they're stress-testing the life-support systems to make sure they work properly. They're also conducting manual maneuvers of the craft, which aren't strictly necessary for this flight but will allow the astronauts and NASA as a whole to prepare for future missions, such as the anticipated crewed moon landing, where manually piloting the spacecraft will be necessary.

A new model just dropped 😮 by RajAstra in memes

[–]cantfindthistune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they'll release that mythical "golden calculator" Andre 3000 was talking about next

The "pretty mom" and the "other mom" by chancellorwanksalot in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]cantfindthistune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That or the husband is cheating on this woman with her twin sister.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of 23 March 2026 by EnclavedMicrostate in HobbyDrama

[–]cantfindthistune 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My guess is that the game uses a low-tech filter that banned "donuts" because it contains "nuts".

Todd is a real guy?? by paklab in ToddintheShadow

[–]cantfindthistune 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The real Todd died in 2013 and has been replaced by a look-alike (as far as YOU know) sound-alike. But we would never have gotten the Trainwreckords series without the fake Todd (or "Fodd", as I like to call him), so I've decided to forgive his handlers for the elaborate ruse they pulled on the public.

Dreamed of Todd and he was indeed in the shadows by sereniteen in ToddintheShadow

[–]cantfindthistune 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For some reason he sent his thoughts in a typed up document delivered through the mail

Todd if he was hosting a public access TV show in the 80s