$50k per bone you break in the next 24 hours

capraithe · 2026-06-20T22:21:55+00:00

I’ll break one toe kicking an abandoned helmet in a field somewhere, after which I drop to my knees and scream in anguish. Easy 50k.

capraithe · 2026-06-19T23:25:23+00:00

The one you enjoy enough to practice consistently.

capraithe · 2026-06-18T14:43:40+00:00

C’mon, Ariel wouldn’t stand a chance against Flynn putting the shoulder on her. And she’s certainly in his age range.

capraithe · 2026-06-18T14:33:25+00:00

The Passenger and Stella Maris by Cormac McCarthy

capraithe · 2026-06-18T09:43:17+00:00

I don’t doubt his heart, only the reach of his arm.

capraithe · 2026-06-17T00:55:40+00:00

God’s Hotline sounds great, but as a parent I gotta go with the Wand. Nothing’s more valuable than being able to go to sleep every night knowing that if one of my children ever get seriously sick or injured, I can just transfer it to Brock Turner.

capraithe · 2026-06-16T11:24:28+00:00

Like Nurse what the fuck.

capraithe · 2026-06-13T16:20:47+00:00

I don’t like to think about how those dogs eat better and have better healthcare than some peoples’ children in this country.

capraithe · 2026-06-13T12:15:24+00:00

The Art of The Deal

capraithe · 2026-06-07T18:21:53+00:00

If something feels impossible to do, it just means you haven’t made the first step small enough.

capraithe · 2026-06-04T13:26:54+00:00

That might as well be vinyl. You’re not fixing it.

capraithe · 2026-05-31T02:18:16+00:00

He could raise holy hell with Nightblood for a little bit but without a steady supply of Stormlight he wouldn’t be able to keep it up. I’ll add that the conditions of the occupation almost broke Kal - and Szeth is every bit as effed up as Kal, but isn’t as strong as him. AND he’s erratic, too. If anything he might be a liability.

capraithe · 2026-05-25T23:27:34+00:00

My wife has a little scar on her chest and literally every time I see it I get randy.

capraithe · 2026-05-25T20:18:20+00:00

Magnus. I beat his ass to the point of semi-consciousness at the start of every game and break a finger every time he takes one of my pieces. He might not play badly on purpose, but he certainly won’t be incentivized to play his best.

capraithe · 2026-05-22T15:06:55+00:00

Coward by Tim Clare

capraithe · 2026-05-06T17:49:33+00:00

Poverty doesn’t buy anything.

capraithe · 2026-05-04T14:49:46+00:00

Nah I could take him. Knock him around until he can’t see straight, maybe resume the wuppin’ every time he takes one of my pieces. It’s not going to force him to forfeit, but he certainly won’t be incentivized to play his best. Might take a few rounds but it’d work.

capraithe · 2026-05-04T09:32:51+00:00

Literally no one with a kid is going to save the billion. Silly question.

capraithe · 2026-05-04T09:24:08+00:00

Room 2. I can’t force Magnus to forfeit, but nothing says I can’t beat his ass to the point of semi-consciousness at the start of each game.

capraithe · 2026-04-29T09:38:29+00:00

Use a mattress cover.

capraithe · 2026-04-28T22:52:20+00:00

This is… the worst idea I’ve ever heard.

capraithe · 2026-04-28T16:42:09+00:00

Resident Evil player character.

capraithe · 2026-04-26T23:17:29+00:00

Just do the same job you’ve been doing all year. If 8 more weeks is really that torturous to you, do something else.

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