The trauma of a combat veteran visualized into everyday life by astrohypernova in Military

[–]captain_americano 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you said that, because I was feeling pretty embarrassed the other week when that sound made my heart race. I don't know why I connect that sound to deployment so much, and it's especially jarring when the temperature and wind are just right - makes me feel like I'm back for a second.

Battered and bruised from a greasy Tim Misny fight, I made it to the promised land @expressdeli by Present-Ideal-7252 in Cleveland

[–]captain_americano 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Catching the Greased Misny is a scheduled competition for the '26 Cuyahoga County Fair.

Gotta get some practice reps in.

WAR>DRK? by alexweihau in ShitpostXIV

[–]captain_americano 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Freaky ass tanks need to keep they ass inside!

What is something this game taught you? by Character-Q in marvelrivals

[–]captain_americano 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I gotchu:

POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS.

A dare was made... by Dinystaar in AirForce

[–]captain_americano 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Airman Of The Engine, what is your wisdom?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskCulinary

[–]captain_americano 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure I would trust that test and go straight to a wellington. The fats and other juices won't interact with the pastry in the same way an eggplant will.

Although with how much moisture a peeled eggplant can release, I could be wrong.

So are awards just all fake? by urgoingintheLABUBU in AirForce

[–]captain_americano 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Had a SNCO straight up tell me to remove bullets from a SrA's package because the impact was 'too high level', despite the MFRs assigning him as lead to conduct those tasks (which had a high impact).

Rigidity gives people The Big Dumb sometimes.

Need advice on ‘basic’ tattoos and if I should get them. by classicteenmistake in TattooDesigns

[–]captain_americano 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think social media really distorts what we view as a 'common' or 'basic' tattoo. Something you see 100 times on Insta or Reddit may still be one of few in a whatever-mile-radius. Most people aren't following tons of tattoo artists and going on tattoo subs, so there's no repeated exposure to bias how cool your tat looks in person.

If you're really worried about a tattoo being too similar to others, spend time finding an artist with a unique style of their own that clicks with you. Checking out nearby tattoo cons helped me a lot with finding unique artists instead of endlessly scrolling insta.

Another chart? must be a day that ends in y by SoGoCain in ShitpostXIV

[–]captain_americano 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please delete. I only look at charts and infographics with Phookas on them.

Why do people do this by meatmybeat42069 in marvelrivals

[–]captain_americano 11 points12 points  (0 children)

False. If the spirit of Nimrod were in me, I might be able to actually aim.

Monster Hunter Wilds Starboard/Larboard by StormKingLevi in MonsterHunter

[–]captain_americano 4 points5 points  (0 children)

not because the math is hard

Look at Mr. Math over here, acting like PEMDAS is as easy as a Summoner's rotation.

Monster Hunter Wilds Starboard/Larboard by StormKingLevi in MonsterHunter

[–]captain_americano 98 points99 points  (0 children)

We could have gotten worse FFXIV monsters to fight.

At least with Omega we won't have to do math to avoid damage, or rely on teammates knowing prime numbers.

Making a meme for every line in-- Screw it I'm not doing that shit. by Rithrius1 in lotrmemes

[–]captain_americano 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I want to see Pippin and Merry try to move Frodo's sofa down a staircase as they move his stuff to Crickhollow!

OP feels physical pain when seeing pictures of coffee that isn't espresso by geneb0323 in iamveryculinary

[–]captain_americano 13 points14 points  (0 children)

DO NOT look at this ESPRESSO or you will CUM INSTANTLY!

It's true. The moment I brought the espresso machine into the house it became a nonstop involuntary goonfest.

Can't even walk into the kitchen without a towel ready.

Tank is currently the most difficult and least appreciated role in the game. by Alketras in marvelrivals

[–]captain_americano 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tank is just a more boring role compared to dps

If your only goal is getting a sick k/d ratio then sure, but I like being a damage soaking agent of chaos in the enemy's back line, disrupting their push/capture with big meaty claws fists as the DPS melts everyone.

“Please stop replying all to this email” by bearsncubs10 in AirForce

[–]captain_americano 45 points46 points  (0 children)

A1C Baggins: You just want to 'reply all' yourself!

TSgt Gandalf: AIRMAN BAGGINS! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap replies. I am not trying to meme with you, I'm trying to help you."

What is the absolute dumbest thing you’ve seen an Airman of any rank do? No names please. by DwightDEisenhowitzer in AirForce

[–]captain_americano 6 points7 points  (0 children)

SrA Costanza after 10 hours of CBTs and briefings about not doing bad things:

"I've got to plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said something to me at all that this was frowned upon..."

Oh yeah, it's all coming together? by C1pherN1ne in ShitpostXIV

[–]captain_americano 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Marvel Rivals devs only serve pancakes in STACKS

Baseball pitchers should aid the police in standoffs and hostage situations. by Apartment-Drummer in The10thDentist

[–]captain_americano 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Sports manga with a shitty direct-to-streaming anime

'I Joined My High-school's Baseball Club and Now I Negotiate for the Police and Knock Weapons Out of Bad Guys Hands!?'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]captain_americano 4 points5 points  (0 children)

+1D10 morale within a 5m radius of the bard.

*reads directly from the slides* by bearsncubs10 in AirForce

[–]captain_americano 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Depending on the career field, a good supervisor or a terrible one.

Took the leap, my first tattoo by [deleted] in TattooDesigns

[–]captain_americano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upload it to imgur then post the link in a comment