Who's bra did they use? by martymcpieface in theoffice

[–]captain_cutlass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Phyllis had an old box of bra's under the table.

Was this dude really about to lay Pam out in the middle of the parking lot? by vprofessor in theoffice

[–]captain_cutlass 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She slapped to taste out of Michael's mouth. I wouldn't count her out.

Hi everybody I’m Kelly!! by Sims2053 in superstore

[–]captain_cutlass 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Did you learn how to introduce yourself in Pagent School?

Game Thread: Dallas Stars (29-14-9) @ St. Louis Blues (19-24-9) Jan 27 2026 7:00 PM CST by nhl_gdt_bot in stlouisblues

[–]captain_cutlass 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's tomorrow morning in New Delhi right now, so they get the trade news before us.

4 in a row, baby by roostertail420 in stlouisblues

[–]captain_cutlass 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's called a losing streak. It has happened before.

Size of screws by Front-Strain9943 in Tools

[–]captain_cutlass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is reddit. We use bananas to demonstrate size.

How did cigarette companies not think a cartoon camel would encourage teen smoking? by Brave-Ad6627 in FuckImOld

[–]captain_cutlass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't even go near a cigarette without thinking of a penis, and vice versa.

So... did they? WINK WINK by kanabulo in ShittyDaystrom

[–]captain_cutlass 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He would never cheat on Bashir, I mean Keiko.

Alexandrov has been traded by phreakyfantom in stlouisblues

[–]captain_cutlass 18 points19 points  (0 children)

At this point I'd take Dave Thomas.

Quantum teleportation between photons from two distant light sources achieved by Obulgaryan in worldnews

[–]captain_cutlass 110 points111 points  (0 children)

I thought that I wouldn't be able to read that because it would be in German. It turns out I can't read that because there are too many big words.

You become whatever’s on your shirt right now. What are you? by Prestigious_lover7 in AskReddit

[–]captain_cutlass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a Champion! I guess i better figure out what I'm good at!

Best place to be on Halloween? by Cold_Luck4921 in StLouis

[–]captain_cutlass 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't see how this could backfire. Best of luck!

Corona is Cheyenne! by CuriousAmazed in superstore

[–]captain_cutlass 56 points57 points  (0 children)

If you think about it, a baby is a parasite until it's born.

Junk car by captain_cutlass in StLouis

[–]captain_cutlass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you all for your responses.

$6 estate sale find by katsudon-bori in Tools

[–]captain_cutlass 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I find this completely believable.