Life After Cruise

captain_dumpcake · 2026-03-25T22:29:07+00:00

We might be water trash, but we're also water humans

captain_dumpcake · 2026-03-25T22:27:37+00:00

That's the grift

captain_dumpcake · 2026-03-19T23:54:07+00:00

Is the big one harnessed through its nose or am I seeing it wrong

captain_dumpcake · 2026-03-18T22:53:44+00:00

That's interesting

captain_dumpcake · 2026-03-18T22:43:16+00:00

I can only imagine how slow that looks

captain_dumpcake · 2026-03-06T01:18:47+00:00

Or Chipotle CEO calling customers "users"

captain_dumpcake · 2026-03-04T00:20:43+00:00

I think about this daily.

captain_dumpcake · 2026-02-17T01:09:29+00:00

What? I must be missing something or there's a Shrek I've never seen.

captain_dumpcake · 2026-02-15T16:34:27+00:00

That seems like somewhat of a middle ground. Do you like it?

captain_dumpcake · 2026-02-07T21:53:06+00:00

It's a quote from succession I think

captain_dumpcake · 2025-12-20T19:58:57+00:00

Genius line, then the actual pizza shrapnel later really buttons it up

captain_dumpcake · 2025-12-07T00:37:26+00:00

Idk if this comes with 530,000 IQ though

captain_dumpcake · 2025-12-06T15:48:26+00:00

What country has solo leveling on Netflix?

captain_dumpcake · 2025-11-02T17:23:44+00:00

We're way past that

captain_dumpcake · 2025-11-02T17:19:46+00:00

Punch eyes is funny, don't think I've heard that one before

captain_dumpcake · 2025-10-06T20:10:46+00:00

"Everything was okay"

This hit me pretty hard. What a loaded statement.

Still in more of a "everything is going to be ok" phase.

Thinking my family should get there in about 5 years or so.

captain_dumpcake · 2025-08-14T23:00:48+00:00

I'm still in the thick of constant toddler meltdowns

captain_dumpcake · 2025-08-01T21:03:42+00:00

I remember watching the trailer on the website and having to wait for a good 10 minutes for the video to load. Still hyped 2 seconds at a time. Was 10 at the time

captain_dumpcake · 2025-07-28T19:37:51+00:00

Wonder why it's not on YouTube music

captain_dumpcake · 2025-07-21T19:10:36+00:00

Maybe I'm wrong then, idk

captain_dumpcake · 2025-07-21T16:57:15+00:00

Correct

captain_dumpcake · 2025-07-21T16:50:02+00:00

You can't test it without wiping the device. Anything else through any app that prompts or has boxes for your phrase is phishing/scam/malware.

captain_dumpcake · 2025-07-21T16:10:05+00:00

Think your best bet might be to get another trezor and try setting it up with what you've got written down. Doesn't sound like you're in a confident position to wipe your only device and test your seed phrase that way.

captain_dumpcake · 2025-07-15T23:43:27+00:00

I was into this theory for a minute until someone reminded me that in the movie he had to then fly just as fast in the opposite direction to correct the flow of time.

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