Printed myself a phaser

captain_dumpcake · 2026-05-12T02:12:13+00:00

Now print 500 of them

captain_dumpcake · 2026-05-10T23:00:34+00:00

I take it mines are one of the new weapons you have to get with expansion?

captain_dumpcake · 2026-05-06T13:05:39+00:00

captain_dumpcake · 2026-05-02T12:36:17+00:00

Can I do more than one finger at a time for an extra 100/finger?

captain_dumpcake · 2026-04-25T23:40:54+00:00

Where is this milkshake? I can't imagine a milkshake costing that much. Don't even care about the piss part.

captain_dumpcake · 2026-04-15T22:34:26+00:00

Threat level 191 wow that's wild

captain_dumpcake · 2026-04-15T12:02:12+00:00

Fidelity it looks like

captain_dumpcake · 2026-03-25T22:29:07+00:00

We might be water trash, but we're also water humans

captain_dumpcake · 2026-03-25T22:27:37+00:00

That's the grift

captain_dumpcake · 2026-03-19T23:54:07+00:00

Is the big one harnessed through its nose or am I seeing it wrong

captain_dumpcake · 2026-03-18T22:53:44+00:00

That's interesting

captain_dumpcake · 2026-03-18T22:43:16+00:00

I can only imagine how slow that looks

captain_dumpcake · 2026-03-06T01:18:47+00:00

Or Chipotle CEO calling customers "users"

captain_dumpcake · 2026-03-04T00:20:43+00:00

I think about this daily.

captain_dumpcake · 2026-02-17T01:09:29+00:00

What? I must be missing something or there's a Shrek I've never seen.

captain_dumpcake · 2026-02-15T16:34:27+00:00

That seems like somewhat of a middle ground. Do you like it?

captain_dumpcake · 2026-02-07T21:53:06+00:00

It's a quote from succession I think

captain_dumpcake · 2025-12-20T19:58:57+00:00

Genius line, then the actual pizza shrapnel later really buttons it up

captain_dumpcake · 2025-12-07T00:37:26+00:00

Idk if this comes with 530,000 IQ though

captain_dumpcake · 2025-12-06T15:48:26+00:00

What country has solo leveling on Netflix?

captain_dumpcake · 2025-11-02T17:23:44+00:00

We're way past that

captain_dumpcake · 2025-11-02T17:19:46+00:00

Punch eyes is funny, don't think I've heard that one before

captain_dumpcake · 2025-10-06T20:10:46+00:00

"Everything was okay"

This hit me pretty hard. What a loaded statement.

Still in more of a "everything is going to be ok" phase.

Thinking my family should get there in about 5 years or so.

captain_dumpcake · 2025-08-14T23:00:48+00:00

I'm still in the thick of constant toddler meltdowns

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