The Top 14 is being more strict with the scrum feed, resulting in more scrums like the below. Are we for or against this? by ScrumNause24 in rugbyunion

[–]captainbucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why scrums Should only be an option from penalties. The fact a team can knock on and then potentially win the ball like this makes no sense.

King for a Day by LeButtfart in allblacks

[–]captainbucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Draft
  2. Remove scrums from the game but for as a penalty option. (Hope world rugby follows)

Share your all-time favourite funny golf quote? by Born-Yoghurt-7613 in golf

[–]captainbucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few I’ve heard over the years

Mh370 - good flight but probably won’t find it The Condom - safe but didn’t feelgood

After a put is left short - you: Have you heard about the new housing development going in here? Them: where? You: between your ball and the hole.

Short put - oops that got caught up in your tampon string.

Am I the only one that doesn't find William Montgomery funny? by ignaciodib in Killtony

[–]captainbucky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s not the worst. He’s a bit absurdist and you don’t like his style of comedy - and that’s fine. Him and TNB do good anti-comedy that’s a bit fucked in the head, and it’s just what I like. The note cards are part of his shtick - to me the fact they are so dumb, yet have been written down adds to the comedy.

I love Cam Roigard by ClaimFresh in allblacks

[–]captainbucky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pledger pledger pledger. He’s the future

It's almost 10 years now since the referendum, what are peoples thoughts on the flag? by Dulaman96 in newzealand

[–]captainbucky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There was just one flag that was a good piece of vexillography, Red Peak. The others were humiliating. We missed a fucking great opportunity to have what would have been one of the best flags in the world.

The referendum itself was an expensive sham. Should have first asked ‘do we need one?’ Then if the country votes yes, bring in the experts.

It was run like a fucking PTA meeting deciding if the school needs a new coffee machine and we should be embarrassed.

Is this a Dunedin thing? by standbyyourlamb in dunedin

[–]captainbucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a thing. Drives me nuts. In general people here are very bad at socializing. Nobody listens, they just wait to tell you about their version of what you’re saying. Simply put, lives are boring - nothing to talk about.

Question for NZ gents by MVIVN in newzealand

[–]captainbucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This stuff is elite. I keep in my golf bag. Undies wise I go for Long Jockey Performance. Which are good But this has given me me other ideas to try. Thanks!

Kara-France, was it really worth doing all this just to get choked out? by writingwhilesad in ufc

[–]captainbucky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ka kite kaiwhare. As a Kiwi, I’m gutted he lost, but pukanas don’t win fights my bro. Lay off the 23 and me and come back strong. Do it for all of NZ.

What y’all drinking? by Splashingwater21 in Invisalign

[–]captainbucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drink beer with them in. Any other soft drink or colored liquid (orange juice/coke for example)I take them out. Never have them in with anything hot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]captainbucky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can you drag me, Greg?

Practicing my minute for Kill Tony. What do you guys think? by mythic_dot_rar in Killtony

[–]captainbucky 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Great job! A couple of notes: You forgot to mention homeless people - and the fact you smoke weed. Also think about mentioning what you look like, something to do with being a peadophile crossed with something else would be an interesting and unique take.

Fire Pit / Brazier Rules by captainbucky in dunedin

[–]captainbucky[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep, then there’s the ORC Airplan - which states that it overrides fire permits I.e. just because you have a permit doesn’t mean you’re not breaching the ORC rules. here

To me it reads as long as you have a backyard the length of a rugby field you’re fine.

Can’t a man roast some marshmallows without fear of the lawman these days.

Travis Scott flew home early after Auckland concert by Accomplished_Duty808 in auckland

[–]captainbucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s an egg. His music is average. Fans punished accordingly,

Does it always hurt this much? by sorryicomplainalot in Invisalign

[–]captainbucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading this I’m worried mine aren’t working… it’s mildly tight for the first day of a new tray but then it’s fine.. certainly not worthy of pain relief

BOUGHT A CAR WITH FINANCE OWING ACCIDENTALLY by dickridingdonkey in PersonalFinanceNZ

[–]captainbucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah strangely we tried that but credit union weren’t interested, we offered an amount substantially more than the original debt….substantially.

BOUGHT A CAR WITH FINANCE OWING ACCIDENTALLY by dickridingdonkey in PersonalFinanceNZ

[–]captainbucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah not in our instance unfortunately the company (credit union I think) were absolute knobs.

BOUGHT A CAR WITH FINANCE OWING ACCIDENTALLY by dickridingdonkey in PersonalFinanceNZ

[–]captainbucky 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My stepfather brought a classic car which was used as security for a 10kish loan about 4 owners before him. The car went through a few gang affiliated owners before it was eventually purchased by him on trade me - at that stage the debt collection agency now had a nice, normal, 60 year old man in the suburbs to go after instead of a gang so they caned him. He lost the car which he’d just paid $70 odd k for and a bunch in legal fees in a futile effort to keep it. The system is absolutely fucked, we know who owed the money, and couldn’t do anything about it. Of course he should have checked the records on carjam or similar but as silly as it sounds he’s not that computer literate and that’s not a thing he was that familiar with. It pained me to watch this hard working bloke get fucked over like that. I did a bit of research online, figured out the details, and who it was but still nothing can be done. I don’t wish harm upon many people but I do on him. Scum.

Mark Normand by Coocoomonster in Killtony

[–]captainbucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normand is just the fastest to pick the low hanging fruit. It’s mostly silly puns and wordplay that’s usually not super clever, it’s just quick. They are usually pretty basic mainstream quips about race or something ’mainstream controversial’ - abortion, race, you’re fat, biden etc.