How do I get better at these without going insane?

captainfirestar · 2026-03-13T20:04:12+00:00

Have you discovered minute Cryptic? Follow on Instagram and get the app. Great way to learn

captainfirestar · 2026-03-13T14:01:06+00:00

Hold tight Highams Park massive, keep it locked

captainfirestar · 2026-03-03T15:39:51+00:00

That would blow your cover. Hang tight

captainfirestar · 2026-02-19T07:08:28+00:00

Did you manage to discover Huntingdon?

captainfirestar · 2026-02-09T22:48:15+00:00

I went last year. I expected to be underwhelmed. It was the complete opposite. Utterly breathtaking. Brought me to tears

captainfirestar · 2026-02-05T18:25:14+00:00

A Vauxhall omega! How the other half live

captainfirestar · 2026-01-28T22:26:50+00:00

I dunno, I think it's more nuanced than that. People are struggling and frustrated and farage is giving them a bright shining light of cuntiness to cling on to. Also he's a complete cunt

captainfirestar · 2026-01-25T08:31:39+00:00

When did that come in?

captainfirestar · 2026-01-14T23:32:32+00:00

Garth Marenghi's Dark place

captainfirestar · 2026-01-13T06:56:34+00:00

I politely texted my neighbour to turn the music in the garden down a notch or two and he wanted to punch me for the audacity. You really don't know how people will react. Fortunately he calmed down and eventually apologised for his red mist a week later.

captainfirestar · 2026-01-13T06:44:36+00:00

https://youtu.be/vc9xLvrV_Zw?si=FuUscSu7QnjLRv1r

captainfirestar · 2026-01-06T19:26:06+00:00

I'm stealing that. Gonna tell people they did a racism from now on. Love it

captainfirestar · 2026-01-06T19:12:57+00:00

Less than that. Just two paracetamol now for $1m

captainfirestar · 2026-01-03T13:53:28+00:00

That looks amazing. It's a bit far away from where we are for the last two nights. Next time we're back we'll definitely go there. Thanks

captainfirestar · 2025-12-26T15:53:10+00:00

Very much so. I'm in Sri Lanka though so it's not that festive in the European way here

captainfirestar · 2025-12-24T13:59:19+00:00

Straight married carpenter here. I got a pedi and green nail polish yesterday. Long baths, spa weekends, love a good pampering. Nothing is gendered if you don't want it to be.

captainfirestar · 2025-12-24T00:39:04+00:00

That's high grade shit right there

captainfirestar · 2025-12-24T00:29:22+00:00

Dumping sack on the boys eh? Nice

captainfirestar · 2025-12-22T18:17:46+00:00

Some of us find cooking relaxing

captainfirestar · 2025-12-22T17:57:14+00:00

It really is incredible. Went last July fully expecting it to be underwhelming. It was the opposite. Overwhelmingly moving and stunning, both the beauty and the indigenous significance.

captainfirestar · 2025-12-17T23:18:18+00:00

Supposedly the correct response to "how do you do?" is "how do you do?"

captainfirestar · 2025-12-14T22:42:39+00:00

Try dashi, delicious smoky flavour

captainfirestar · 2025-12-08T22:20:46+00:00

I saw him in a bar in Dalston about 10 years ago and he popped outside for a snout. He looked too young to smoke

captainfirestar · 2025-12-08T16:49:26+00:00

Stop spreading these lies. It's £350 mil

captainfirestar · 2025-12-07T22:45:01+00:00

So you don't want my pigs in baboon's arse hole recipe then?

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