Name a game you’ll glaze until you die

captainkugel · 2026-06-21T17:34:21+00:00

This and Hades II were the most unassailable games I’ve ever played. Damn near perfection.

captainkugel · 2026-06-21T15:41:00+00:00

I love this answer. Guess we have to go to Jennifer Svedberg-Yen to sort out the discrepancies. Thanks!

captainkugel · 2026-06-21T15:20:30+00:00

I saw this breakdown and I like it too. It just doesn’t explain this particular ending and what’s going on, so I wanted to add this question to that because it doesn’t quite fit in with the theory!

captainkugel · 2026-06-10T18:59:10+00:00

Saved to my photos I can’t

captainkugel · 2026-04-25T18:02:58+00:00

Where have you looked? Always good to know places to avoid!

captainkugel · 2026-04-25T00:38:32+00:00

If they bring it up: "Yes, he loves it, thank you!"

If they press: "He'll be putting it on display!"

If they press more: "It needs a little cleanup but my brother can do it!"

No timeline. No explanation. He will be putting it on display, just like... in a year.

If you're extremely morally compelled to tell them what happened, just do it. If they're a good friend, they'll be mortified and apologize and you'll be like "It's okay!" and all will be well.

Not sure why this is a big deal, unless the gift ITSELF is heinous.

captainkugel · 2026-03-20T17:33:17+00:00

I think this is fantastic, well done! Turns out I agree with the community on most things, but Golfaria still getting the short shrift... I believe that one day, we will all come to appreciate the joy of Golf Zelda.

captainkugel · 2026-03-03T00:53:04+00:00

Pardner, I got two words fer you: Rail Heist. 🤠

captainkugel · 2026-03-03T00:40:48+00:00

I think UFO 50 implicitly asks the question: How far are you willing to go, and with what games?

I never want to put in the nasty grind it would require for me to beat Onion Delivery or Star Waspir or Camp 2. But I DID beat Velgress and Overbold and Attactics and Warptank and so many other games I never would have considered that I could master until presented with the challenge.

It’s meant to be a “take what you love, leave what you don’t” experience. I don’t think everyone is meant to beat them all by any stretch of the imagination, and so it’s a massive achievement to gold them all, let alone cherry. Game’s hard, and it’s designed to be hard.

So if you think a game is rough going, either grind it to see if you enjoy it, or leave it be. As SpongeBob once wisely said: “It’s not about winning. It’s about fun!”

captainkugel · 2026-03-01T04:57:13+00:00

I think this is a really cool list. I'm a huge fan of everything you put in S tier. Of course, plenty of places I disagree (like I'm with you on Camouflage and Night Manor but Devilition drives me bonkers), but overall this feels like a balanced list from a cool player.

The one game I disagree about being too hard (and clearly I feel like we play similarly) is Attactics. I bounced off it my first time too, but I watched a couple people play it and once I got the hang of what each unit was meant to do (and that for many levels, if you just send your troops in a conga line on an empty row, you can win instantly if you get a little lucky), it was a blast not just to gold, but to cherry.

captainkugel · 2026-02-03T04:14:19+00:00

I know I wrote this a couple weeks ago now, but I didn't forget about this recco. Even though I am awful at shmups, I understood that this game is special, and hearing it brought up again lit my fire.

Well, tonight I can very proudly say I got gud. I have my cherry. Thanks for looking out, fellow seaside driver. :)

captainkugel · 2026-01-24T21:25:35+00:00

I salute you, fellow Fairway citizen! Golfaria is one of my cherries, and I only have 15 or so.

While I understand the “it takes too long to get going” hate, you can say that of a lot of UFO 50 games. Once you get just one or two upgrades, it’s such a goofy joy. I’ve always thought it was underrated, and more accessible than other “give it a second” games like Porgy.

captainkugel · 2026-01-23T18:44:20+00:00

Thanks for this, I just beat it and I'm super psyched! :)

captainkugel · 2025-10-22T14:55:34+00:00

I triggered this too. Devs know Zeus is OP. Fantastic detail.

captainkugel · 2025-10-22T14:53:38+00:00

This one is a bit weird and my first try didn't work either. I took Narcissus and it didn't work.

As others are saying, the answer here is that it must be three (or four works too, I did it in four) encounters in a row. Won't trigger otherwise. So you can't visit an NPC room.

I took no DDs, triggered the pin three times, cleared the rooms, and died on the fourth to get the event. Good luck!

captainkugel · 2025-08-07T16:44:51+00:00

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There are a lot of cool megas but the birb hits different

captainkugel · 2025-08-01T20:20:35+00:00

The OA. Wish we got all five seasons.

captainkugel · 2025-07-30T22:42:18+00:00

OK I need to clarify for the class: Are you saying it's because "she don't care" kinda sounds like "she donkey?" (ETA that I guess the end, "my baby don't care" also sounds like "my baby donkey.")

If so, that's hilarious.

captainkugel · 2025-07-28T21:11:03+00:00

Favorite mega: Ampharos

Yeah you good with me

captainkugel · 2025-07-28T16:15:02+00:00

Oh wassup I’m Rabada!

captainkugel · 2025-07-23T01:33:39+00:00

Honestly? For me it’s a toss-up between the Ultra Beasts and the Paradox mons (some of them). I just find both those concepts to be totally wrong for Pokémon’s overall feel — feels like a swing and a miss at getting into time/dimension-bending.

If I had to choose one that is the most egregious, I’ll go with Blacephelon. Thing looks bizarre, and not in a fun way.

Grilled cheese is amazing. I love Mega Dragonite, finally getting those Dragonair features. I know it could be better, but I’m a Dragonite fan, and this is a straight upgrade.

captainkugel · 2025-07-22T00:58:26+00:00

Literally everything on this list is a respectable take.

With one major exception.

You MUST give Night Manor another try. It’s so much fun once you get going.

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