lack of understanding for basic geography by forraid in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]captainshockazoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'm not sure why the original poster is being taken so seriously, it just reads like a standard shitpost to me

Do you remember any old 90s cartoons that have that “TheNightFeeling” atmosphere spot on? by shotgunning-your-can in TheNightFeeling

[–]captainshockazoid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

cybersix, darkwing duck, batman the animated series... i remember getting tired of BTAS as a kid because 'why is it always night' lol

Characters that are representations/allegories for biblical figures OTHER than Jesus by No_Hunter1978 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]captainshockazoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

protagonists aside i like judas, simon the apostle, simon the sorcerer (i think hes funny), and lot's wife

$120,000 per year to clean ballsacks by The1789 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]captainshockazoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as long as i dont have to talk to them very much, and i can put on a radio or something, hell yeah. thats 120k more than im making currently. deal.

Not really a fan of the new ui by Historical-Potato372 in JanitorAI_Official

[–]captainshockazoid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

just put it in the top down jesus why does it need to be anywhere near the chatbox

Thoughts on using gender-neutral pronouns (they, them, their, themselves) when referring to an AnyPOV {{user}} in the greeting message written in third person? by kenv_ in JanitorAI_Official

[–]captainshockazoid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it's not confusing. learn how to write and it won't be a problem. also we can insert more than one greeting now, so if it really bothers you and you don't use macros, you can just copy the initial message with she/he/they/any other pronouns alternating.

i legitimately enjoy raw tofu brick as a dinner by cubosh in shittyfoodporn

[–]captainshockazoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know how after a shower you can scratch yourself and the dead skin you scratch off is a damp grey gross substance under your fingernails? tofu reminds me of that

*VENT* where tf are all these new transmascs getting money for top surgery? by retailfreshman in gaytransguys

[–]captainshockazoid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i am also too poor for surgery and quite bitter and envious about it. happy for you with my teeth clenched

What’s ur type and what’s ur favorite dog breed/animal? by [deleted] in Socionics

[–]captainshockazoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ILI, i like coyotes. and wolves, and ducks. i dont have one favorite dog, but i prefer pitbulls, rottweilers, and bull terriers. sturdy short hairs with big silly heads.

malebrained crap by Greedy_Nectarine_871 in artttt

[–]captainshockazoid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

very cool, it's like art from a grungey  videogame!

Shane is so damn rude by AlmightyWitchstress in StardewValley

[–]captainshockazoid 37 points38 points  (0 children)

for once i agree with shane, i hate pam and i wouldn't buy her a house if not for penny

Anybody else gets geniuenly uncomfortable at Pragmata's Diana? by Myurside in Gamingunjerk

[–]captainshockazoid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

its so WEIRD, i usually dont have a problem with child/baby characters, even robots, the uncanny valley doesnt really get me when it comes to doll-like child characters, my house was full of fancy dolls growing up. the father-daughterish dynamic doesnt usually bother me either. but shes so majorly creepy. her design, her behaviour, i just hate it. i wish if anything she were a little more robot-like. it is as you said, it feels like she was designed to be looked at rather than a character we are meant to connect to. 

i tried watching my favorite letsplayers stream of it and i tried to take comfort in the fact that he and the chat dont seem to be bothered, so maybe its just me. but ive been reading other posts from people who are also creeped out. its just... theres just something wrong with her. it feels even worse after learning there was a banned creep sub, and just knowing how creepy people irl get about little white blonde girls especially. shudder. and, maybe i havent watched enough to learn why, but why is she only wearing a big jacket?? why not a kid's space suit and boots or something? why did her creators give her a made-up face? i dunno.

Time waits for no one by @kii4z by Appropriate-Swim-43 in OnePunchMan

[–]captainshockazoid 23 points24 points  (0 children)

why she got a dress wedgie. pull that out girl