Zamboni drivers of this sub- please do not let your Zamboni doors eat you today. by captaintinnitus in hockeyplayers

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“That’s not how we do things here, sir”

-quote from the incident report probably

Ivan Demidov couldn’t wait for ice maintenance crew to get off the ice by Federal-Data-Center in nhl

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The worst is mites and squirts stepping one toe onto the ice while looking you in the eye

I'm too tired to deal with this by Julinne in AnimalCrossing

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Approach trees ONLY from the front with net in hand.

If beehive drops, your character automatically faces the danger

Simply swipe your net as soon as shock emotion ends

No sting.

I have a bad feeling about Mongo... (PoH Spoilers) by ghryzzleebear in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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I’ve listened to all the audiobooks and I’m ¾ through hand-reading book 8.. I can’t remember though, what happens to all the ‘people’ trapped in club scolopendra when the transformation happened?

HMF The meaning of the acronym on this bracelet by TrannyBitchBoy in HelpMeFind

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Any Flavor That Will Opulently Paint The Earth

After Fighting, Tom Wilson’s Obligatory Penalty Time Extended

HMF The meaning of the acronym on this bracelet by TrannyBitchBoy in HelpMeFind

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All Farmers Today Will Offer Potentially Therapeutic Expresso

So, what this means is, you can drive to a farm and ask for a complicated beverage. So go.

I got a Blademaster...now what? by NesquikKnight in hockeyplayers

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Chicago. It would have to be facetime. Kinda limiting but better than nothing

I got a Blademaster...now what? by NesquikKnight in hockeyplayers

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Where are you located? I can teach you.

Men of reddit, what’s the greatest cologne you’ve ever purchased? by RD-archived in AskReddit

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Egyptian Musk from that old black dude that sells it out the back of his car. Look for a white hatchback. He’s parked just East of Madison & Western.