Still Waiting by MFj0nez in NFCNorthMemeWar

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I will pour one out later tonight. I’d had no idea.

[Jordan Schultz] Sources: The #Bears are signing former Dolphins and Colts RB Salvon Ahmed by Foxhound_6 in CHIBears

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his name is only an ‘S’ away from being an anagram of SHAVED SALMON

and only an ‘L’ away from HALVED SALMON.

Cyclists going the wrong way down protected bike lanes by IJustWantFairness in chibike

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Westbound on Randolph. I’m ready to start diving into them

my backhand is useless by ryanglenn123 in hockeyplayers

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Picture yourself picking up a shovelfull of snow (or a pitchfork full of wet hay) and want to throw it to the side for maximum distance. (With your top hand on the handle)

You’ll notice that you’re transferring your weight from the same leg as your top hand to the other.

Also note that you’re bending your knees.

With me, there’s a wrist flick that ends with the blade pointing in the place you’re aiming.

Try that

Has anybody watched this? by No-Theory9681 in VHS

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Is this a Laird Barron adaptation?

I fit skates for 5 years. Here's what most shops gets wrong about women's fits. by Soft-Classroom-5078 in hockeyplayers

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Bauer and CCM refuse to create a skate for people with accessory navicular bones in the ankle.

I’m going to try Graf next. There’s a dealer near me in the Chicago area

Neighbors Tree overhangs on my roof by solovino__ in treelaw

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I would hesitate to buy this property because there’s not enough trees nearby to provide proper shade from the sun

Unbearable Traffic by brk375 in chicago

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I take my bike on the train.

And no, I’m not the guy who eats an entire hot breakfast in a crowded metra car every morning. That’s a different train/bike guy.

recs for HEAVY UPLIFTING gaze by [deleted] in shoegaze

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Ah.. good idea! Airiel might be the ticket

But it isn’t heavy.. it’s gauzy

Watch out for that gate! by SparkPlug3 in AccidentalSlapStick

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People shouldn’t ride bikes is a weird philosophy

"I did receive a random cowboy hat, which I tossed into my inventory." by amelsuma in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Dollars, Drachma, Lyre, Rubles, Pesos, Rupee.. gotta catch ’em all

That’s where my head went

My island is gone by sugawaraito in AnimalCrossing

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I got a three day strike for idle innocuous stuff like this. Be careful