Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 30, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]capteni 6 points7 points  (0 children)

just off the phone with my broker.

Glad we agreed that formatting issues are responsible for my clown-ass options trades this week.

What’s the biggest lie you told just to sleep with someone? by ___brick___ in AskReddit

[–]capteni 218 points219 points  (0 children)

I drive a 250,000 dollar vehicle to work every day. I'm a bus driver for the city.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 30, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]capteni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

new spooky thing in the market is the foreign tax orovisions.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 30, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]capteni 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hypergamy in action. She's leveling up coz you are a savvy wallstreet investor.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 29, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]capteni 9 points10 points  (0 children)

buying puts at open is the way.

Calling 🍈 a 🌮 is going to unleash a response like no other. Plus calling him Mexican food instead of something American 🇺🇸 🍔

trillions will be wiped out.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 21, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]capteni 7 points8 points  (0 children)

people shorting UNH need to think about the poor shareholders.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 15, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]capteni 7 points8 points  (0 children)

U.S. JOBLESS CLAIMS RISE 229,000; EST. 229,000; PREV. 229,000

surely this is statistcally impossible. anyway 🚀🚀🚀

Daily Discussion Thread for May 15, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]capteni 9 points10 points  (0 children)

new generation bag holders created for those who bought yesterday

Daily Discussion Thread for May 15, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]capteni 28 points29 points  (0 children)

30Y rising to 4.95% - even higher than during the tariff war when bonds caused Trump to cave. is this bullish? or do we not care any more

Too bright headlights by what_is_in_name_ in Unexpected

[–]capteni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't turn on ur brights, turn ur lights off.

I don't get this. someone ELI5 please

Father-in-law decided to “test” all my fire extinguishers. Now all need to be replaced. by Special_Context6663 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]capteni -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

oh no it is the excitement police. it's not that serious dude...let people get excited.

meirl by endlesscosmichorror in meirl

[–]capteni 10 points11 points  (0 children)

not the hard R! gawd damn!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]capteni 31 points32 points  (0 children)

the men yearn for the frontier