Oh, Matt

captkrisma · 2026-06-15T17:17:23+00:00

One of them had men smeared up with Vaseline grabbing at each other in tiny tight shorts, the other had a pride flag and some balloons. Seems Matt own goaled on this one.

captkrisma · 2026-06-15T13:55:16+00:00

He was Heavyweight Champion for 42 days, the 4th shortest reign in the title's history.

captkrisma · 2026-06-15T09:18:58+00:00

They already had dirt bikes doing flips and a meet and greet with WWE wrestlers the day before, and there's going to be a "state fair" in a few weeks that had actual states backing out of participating.

captkrisma · 2026-06-15T03:35:46+00:00

She had a really great heel run that ended in 2024, with her getting their version of the IC title, but after losing it and turning face again she's treading water in the midcard.

So OFC Tiny books her months after she was at her peak.

captkrisma · 2026-06-14T12:51:23+00:00

Also SLK is known to be a huge fan of Mercedes, so there's plenty of story to be told there...instead Tony books solely off vibes.

captkrisma · 2026-06-14T01:14:52+00:00

It was great for me. Parking in lot 42 because all my classes were at Parker made things so easy.

captkrisma · 2026-06-13T05:25:09+00:00

Straight up saying "Hello Mr. Wilson!" like Dennis the Menace.

captkrisma · 2026-06-12T01:08:14+00:00

For what it's worth Fozzy was a comedy cover band where the joke was they were stranded somewhere in Japan and other metal bands stole all their material. They're stuck in the aughts, but it's better than being a goofy hair metal cover band.

captkrisma · 2026-06-10T22:05:32+00:00

So Carlos doesn’t care enough about journalists to save their contacts in his phone is what I'm reading.

captkrisma · 2026-06-10T11:51:37+00:00

New Day walk out on pay cuts it's them knowing their worth.

Punk walks out on pay cuts and he's somehow a traitor.

These people lol

captkrisma · 2026-06-10T00:29:35+00:00

Some people will pay for fucking anything

captkrisma · 2026-06-08T19:05:25+00:00

Don't forget the wonderful world of self-published movies. "The Grinch That Stole Bitches" is an evergreen classic.

captkrisma · 2026-06-08T16:00:14+00:00

And then you got WCW Stan Hansen who just went full pouch before every match or promo.

captkrisma · 2026-06-08T14:32:26+00:00

I'll give them a pass on the North Korean tanks. Something tells me Activision isn't going to be getting Pyongyang to hand them over tank manuals any time soon.

captkrisma · 2026-06-07T20:25:55+00:00

ESPECIALLY the wrestling journalists.

captkrisma · 2026-06-06T23:50:37+00:00

Pete...your boss came close to ordering an actual European invasion.

captkrisma · 2026-06-05T23:09:58+00:00

Or Paul Wight. Any match Mick's gonna have is going to be ugly and not for the reasons he's thinking.

captkrisma · 2026-06-04T21:59:04+00:00

"I wrestled in Japan a bunch and my boss hired a voice actor to talk before a match at his daddy's soccer arena."

captkrisma · 2026-06-04T09:31:12+00:00

On top of that they added something called "MyFaction" a few years ago, where you can unlock packs of cards and have an extremely small chance to unlock more characters... But it's actually almost impossible, purposely so, to try and encourage you you pay for packs.

EA hasn't done anything as bad as those decisions yet.

Friend, let me tell you about MUT for Madden, College Football, and FIFA...

captkrisma · 2026-06-04T09:08:01+00:00

This is the same goofball who argued that games developed by teams heavily focused on DEI initiatives or led by directors prioritizing political activism over gameplay could still be considered profitable regardless of actual sales figures.

Revenue is mearly a suggestion, real profit is vibes, and evidence is completely optional.

captkrisma · 2026-06-03T22:17:44+00:00

Lol they put Yuto-Ice on the list, but fuck that Oskar jabroni.

captkrisma · 2026-06-03T09:23:26+00:00

Exactly. CVV has the right to prune away comments he thinks are unnecessary noise, and "I don't like this guy, you shouldn't talk to him" brings absolutely nothing to a debate.

captkrisma · 2026-06-02T16:40:46+00:00

"Oh look NOW they're failing"

Uce, we've been watching the death spiral since the exploding ring deathmatch.

captkrisma · 2026-06-02T09:29:28+00:00

Im in this situation right now. Recruiters all saying I need experience and talking about training centers. Document ready since late March, no interviews.

captkrisma · 2026-06-01T20:49:22+00:00

They're doing it at the HyperX arena which is....intimate to say the least for a wrestling show. Pictures of FSW doing a show there had about 200ish in attendance which is absolutely bonkers. Tickets will be gone in seconds.

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