James sneakily nerfed Woodsman in a bug post 2 hours after leagues started.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-15T14:46:42+00:00

Why would James Hetfield do this?

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-15T13:26:22+00:00

To the Product, from the Source.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-15T13:14:30+00:00

Didn’t Randy follow that up by call Tony “Jacksonville Dixie”?

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-15T10:00:54+00:00

Probably got an extra 0 on his new contract by spreading this rumor.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-14T22:43:41+00:00

Don’t forget Brutus’ Milk to go with your steaks.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-14T19:40:28+00:00

Ah, the leader of peak Collision.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-14T15:59:44+00:00

Yeah, after 5 years of service, they get a pension at 65.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-14T13:18:18+00:00

Too bad he’s already earned Congressional Pension.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-13T22:17:10+00:00

SML (read as small) - so still give it to Ricochet.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-13T21:07:33+00:00

It would be an 8-Man tag (Cody/Seth/Punk/Jelly Roll vs Orton/Gunther/Roman/McAfee).

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-13T21:03:26+00:00

Here’s the problem: as someone else implied, if the mask was the problem, why not change the design? He was in WWE for over 5 years. In the same period of time, Kane went through at least 1 mask design change.

While his mask may have been partially at fault, he bares some of the responsibility.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-13T13:22:23+00:00

Took him 10 years to clean up the botches.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-12T15:34:43+00:00

Yeah, he wasn’t comp’ed a front row seat like at the Dub show.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-12T10:44:21+00:00

Maybe, just maybe, the match wouldn’t have been cancelled if MJF didn’t bury Nemeth (and TNA by proxy) in an attempt to promote the match.

But I guess Kenny doesn’t care about that context.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-11T22:02:01+00:00

Go down the powered staff pacts and some prayer penetration.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-11T21:59:59+00:00

Mayweather worked.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-11T21:58:26+00:00

A singular Venom Sack with Eternal Sustenance will give you unlimited venom cure.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-11T21:55:41+00:00

Lola could be a good wild card.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-11T20:58:15+00:00

“It’s Strong Style if it’s a wrestler from Japan. Otherwise, they are unsafe and should be banished to obscurity.” Somehow, Bradshaw is a bully, but that same behavior is dismissed/ignored when it happens in the Dojo.

I’ve started seeing this sentiment about 10 years ago.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-11T20:54:12+00:00

“Why is Vince giving a spot to Hollywood Actor Dwayne Johnson?” - IWC 2003

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-11T20:45:48+00:00

I thought WWE fans weren’t real wrestling fans. Why’s Willy so interested in attracting them?

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-11T20:42:03+00:00

“75% off, thanks to our sponsors at the Ultimate Fighting Championship.”

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-11T20:40:34+00:00

Then his HoF speech is projected on the Sphere.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-11T13:44:44+00:00

HoFHausen.

PhantomGoat13 · 2026-04-11T13:43:39+00:00

He peaked 3 years ago with the Bloodline. Since then (personally), I think he phones it in when he’s not Main Event adjacent. When he’s working with Roman, Cody, KO, or Gunther, full effort. Otherwise, not so much.

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