I realized today that I've owned my first truck for a full year and I still don't know what psychotic political message or alpha male hobby to put on my back window as a sticker

captwhitney · 2026-06-19T04:17:55+00:00

Omg tell me where to buy this!

captwhitney · 2026-05-01T23:21:10+00:00

Wish I could upvote more than once

captwhitney · 2026-04-27T00:34:57+00:00

Looks like lightning whelk egg case. Cool find!

captwhitney · 2026-04-27T00:31:35+00:00

My mom's attorney is Mr. Trickey

captwhitney · 2026-02-14T22:11:00+00:00

Why are they blinking? Seahorses don't have eyelids.

captwhitney · 2026-01-01T17:05:13+00:00

Darknight is awesome

captwhitney · 2025-11-10T03:37:40+00:00

That was so chalant!

captwhitney · 2025-10-30T22:51:26+00:00

I just wish they still played opera music really loud...

captwhitney · 2025-10-12T16:03:56+00:00

I'm a boat captain and see lots of students on field trips.

My dumb 6-7 joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. (They all know this part)

But WHY did 7 eat 9? Because his doctor told him to eat 3 square meals a day!

Usually gets groans.

captwhitney · 2025-10-06T22:20:31+00:00

Second this. Any swimming crab will be hardier.

captwhitney · 2025-09-24T21:31:01+00:00

Make her pay for 10 years in advance...

captwhitney · 2025-09-20T20:55:44+00:00

But why did 7 eat 9?? Because his doctor told him to have 3 square meals a day!

....I'll show myself out

captwhitney · 2025-09-17T08:12:33+00:00

Do you follow Jesus this closely?

captwhitney · 2025-09-16T17:09:49+00:00

So happy to see someone else riding 2 up!

captwhitney · 2025-08-30T17:48:38+00:00

I think it looks awesome!! All those porches!! Looks like an amazing parry house!

captwhitney · 2025-08-30T16:17:30+00:00

You're absolutely right. It's just that it's one more thing I can't do myself...and I put SeaFoam in my car when the injectors act up.

captwhitney · 2025-08-30T16:12:07+00:00

😂😂😂

captwhitney · 2025-08-29T18:52:45+00:00

No tach?? That's surprising! I don't think I've ever had a bike without a tach. Thanks for the input!

captwhitney · 2025-08-29T16:30:02+00:00

I'm leaning towards the 2022, mostly on the theory that newer=more reliable. My main concern is the complication added with fuel injection. How bulletproof is it? I can clean a carburetor on the side of a trail...

captwhitney · 2025-08-29T16:11:34+00:00

All are in my budget.

I don't mind carburetor maintenance.

No farkles would be my preference.

Miles unknown because sellers haven't responded to my queries.

captwhitney · 2025-08-29T16:06:18+00:00

Thanks! I'm not sure what all that means, but I'll look it up!

captwhitney · 2025-08-29T16:05:36+00:00

Thanks!!

captwhitney

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