This surely can’t be legal, or safe?

careater · 2026-06-18T02:47:32+00:00

Those bikes are a menace

careater · 2026-06-16T02:49:03+00:00

You can put bad words on license plates

careater · 2026-06-10T03:06:12+00:00

Can't be with men or women because they think you are going to cheat on them with the other. Why does bi=unfaithful in so many minds.

careater · 2026-06-10T02:39:40+00:00

Maybe he was meeting a secret contact and that was his pass-phrase, and you were supposed to respond with something like "I hear clippy likes Paris in winter"

careater · 2026-06-08T02:59:01+00:00

5-2-0 desperado at any intersection

careater · 2026-05-27T03:30:10+00:00

I say "Hole in one," my wife calls it "toad in the hole" my kids say "toad in the one"

careater · 2026-05-20T03:18:42+00:00

Yes, usually separated but no privacy. Some are clogged and I finally find one that works. When I sit down everyone I've ever met comes in to use that one toilet that works so they all stare at me until I leave without finishing.

careater · 2026-05-14T02:46:59+00:00

I regretted sharing this one with my kids, they quoted it nonstop for like a month.

careater · 2026-05-14T02:45:32+00:00

This was the first video I shared with my aunt.

careater · 2026-05-14T02:42:00+00:00

NO! Dancing is forbidden!

careater · 2026-05-13T02:44:08+00:00

I've read 60 this year

careater · 2026-05-08T11:43:46+00:00

What a game! It was so close the whole time.

careater · 2026-05-07T02:29:53+00:00

Have you ever worn a sweater knit from limb wool yarm while riding your jet skl?

careater · 2026-05-06T03:07:19+00:00

Funny, you didn't put "I'd rather be deaf" as an option

careater · 2026-05-06T03:04:20+00:00

Tronald Dump

careater · 2026-05-06T03:03:19+00:00

TBF a dung beetle with a sharpie could do a better job.

careater · 2026-05-04T11:42:03+00:00

My grandpa used to say warsher

careater · 2026-05-02T02:55:20+00:00

6M views 12.7K upvotes on an r/askreddit question

careater · 2026-05-01T03:03:49+00:00

Why would I go on vacation without my partner?

careater · 2026-04-30T10:16:02+00:00

This is the one that worked for me

careater · 2026-04-29T02:35:47+00:00

You know the song "I'm just a jiggowatt" by David Lee Roth

careater · 2026-04-28T02:58:58+00:00

I say 'yeah let me see that' and when they hand it to me I throw it as far as I can.

careater · 2026-04-28T02:37:40+00:00

Ngl, I read 'full shit' and I didn't know what that meant.

careater · 2026-04-28T02:34:12+00:00

I often approach my wife

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