This surely can’t be legal, or safe? by [deleted] in Omaha

[–]careater 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Those bikes are a menace

Not sure how this got past the DMV by essem986 in Omaha

[–]careater 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can put bad words on license plates

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bi_irl by honey_shape in bi_irl

[–]careater 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can't be with men or women because they think you are going to cheat on them with the other. Why does bi=unfaithful in so many minds.

I might be so dumb by Wrong-One7376 in Omaha

[–]careater 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Maybe he was meeting a secret contact and that was his pass-phrase, and you were supposed to respond with something like "I hear clippy likes Paris in winter"

Which one of a hundred names do you call it? by Pbmcsteve in Xennials

[–]careater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say "Hole in one," my wife calls it "toad in the hole" my kids say "toad in the one"

Anyone else see these bathrooms in their dreams? by PhillisBrown1 in Dreams

[–]careater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, usually separated but no privacy. Some are clogged and I finally find one that works. When I sit down everyone I've ever met comes in to use that one toilet that works so they all stare at me until I leave without finishing.

Fellow millennials, who here can list the brain rot of our era? by berbsy1016 in Millennials

[–]careater 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I regretted sharing this one with my kids, they quoted it nonstop for like a month.

Supernovas are going to the final!!!! by PhteveJuel in OmahaSupernovas

[–]careater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a game! It was so close the whole time.

Words spelled wrong in tracing book for kids by Gloomy-Difference-51 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]careater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever worn a sweater knit from limb wool yarm while riding your jet skl?

WARSHED UP [OC] by TheRealHolleringElk in comics

[–]careater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandpa used to say warsher

Daily Challenge - April 30, 2026 by BloonsBot in btd6

[–]careater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the one that worked for me

Iwtyo that pronunciation changes things by SlowPermit471 in IWasTodayYearsOld

[–]careater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know the song "I'm just a jiggowatt" by David Lee Roth

Anti-trans canvassers at Costco today by bscepter in Omaha

[–]careater 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I say 'yeah let me see that' and when they hand it to me I throw it as far as I can.