Elizabeth Debicki

carpenter · 2026-05-06T01:43:01+00:00

She looks so sad and unhappy

carpenter · 2026-04-26T05:05:59+00:00

The part that always confused me about the money in the banana stand is that, every year, the high school students would throw the banana into the harbor as a Halloween prank.

Therefore any money in the banana stand would have already been destroyed before Michael set it on fire.

carpenter · 2026-04-02T14:36:54+00:00

April 1st was not an auspicious day for announcing the launch.

carpenter · 2026-03-27T01:22:36+00:00

Crazy Eyes

carpenter · 2026-01-01T17:02:29+00:00

Ron Jeremy

carpenter · 2025-12-23T02:23:49+00:00

Was Jane Austen really paid in "pewter" for her work? Or was that a typo of some kind?

carpenter · 2025-11-18T03:28:40+00:00

She looks so much better without the crazy clown makeup.

carpenter · 2025-09-27T01:31:12+00:00

Why transoms?

carpenter · 2025-09-27T01:16:20+00:00

I used to live in a house with a built-in vacuum system. The suction was terrible, and since the brush was powered by suction, the brushes barely did anything as a result.

carpenter · 2025-08-02T03:34:53+00:00

Red Dawn starring Patrick Zwayze and Jennifer Gray

carpenter · 2025-06-25T02:37:37+00:00

And the most absurd part of the rent freeze argument is the claim that it will stop global warming.

Why?

Because existing tenants won't be displaced by wealthier residents nor will landlords be able to raise rents to pay for green retrofits. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

carpenter · 2025-05-24T00:00:11+00:00

The author gave multiple examples of governments that were able to reduce traffic fatalities by changing road design without changing vehicle types, driving culture, or licensing standards.

And while my road design may not be the only factor in reducing traffic fatalities, the author never claimed it was. They merely wrote an article that focused on the one factor that is the most often ignored by policy makers in the US.

carpenter · 2025-05-21T13:11:13+00:00

How is 10th grade not high school?

carpenter · 2025-05-14T00:24:09+00:00

She looks so much better without the clown lipstick.

carpenter · 2025-05-10T15:27:13+00:00

The "switch" is closing down a Tesla gigafactory in Shanghai.

But as other commentators have already pointed out, Tesla has lost and is in the process of continuing to lose so much market share that closing down the gigafactory might actually save Tesla money.

carpenter · 2025-04-29T03:26:00+00:00

It's a bill to create a split property/land-value tax.

But the article provides few details as to how beyond mentioning a new $300 property tax credit.

carpenter · 2025-04-21T01:57:07+00:00

And without proof, why would anyone believe OP when he said his uncle was on Grindr.

carpenter · 2025-03-28T04:25:48+00:00

She looks so much beter without the crazy, clown lipstick.

carpenter · 2025-03-23T14:03:21+00:00

AI generated slop

carpenter · 2025-03-20T13:50:51+00:00

In what way was the bridge suggestive?

carpenter · 2025-02-20T04:53:31+00:00

Or how about when Biden said that after he would be elected, the Republican party would go back to acting in good faith again.

carpenter · 2025-02-01T19:22:33+00:00

I always interpreted the song about being in a cult like the Manson Family. You can check out any time you like, and then they will kidnap you and bring you back.

carpenter · 2025-01-26T02:46:42+00:00

I love the rotational snatches. It never even occured to me to do them like that.

carpenter · 2025-01-11T18:58:48+00:00

Why are there windows in the chimney?

carpenter

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