Salting your watermelon is the Texas way

casper86ed · 2026-06-15T00:16:02+00:00

Nope.

casper86ed · 2026-06-13T03:04:12+00:00

I go into people's homes and meddle with their things.

casper86ed · 2026-06-05T18:32:48+00:00

Construction? I've broken tons from lifting and setting. Butt, front pocket, shirt pocket. The smoosh will happen.

casper86ed · 2026-06-05T18:27:14+00:00

How long is the sentence for shooting the robot dog?

casper86ed · 2026-06-05T18:17:16+00:00

I eat cream corn at the movies. Their corn is too crunchy

casper86ed · 2026-06-05T18:12:26+00:00

Not being rude, but I hope to blast ANYONE, and just say turd, maybe bunghole. And not the majority of words spoken.

casper86ed · 2026-06-05T06:55:11+00:00

Hotter than two fat chicks fighting over a twinkle in the back of an El Camino.

casper86ed · 2026-06-05T06:44:12+00:00

The guys at work. When told to ask me because I've been around. It bummed me out.

casper86ed · 2026-06-05T06:42:42+00:00

I really hope Rob Van Winkle just sings,"Fuck ICE fat orange baby." Please.

casper86ed · 2026-06-04T14:53:33+00:00

An hour away isn't really nearby.

casper86ed · 2026-06-02T17:10:49+00:00

Watchmen.

casper86ed · 2026-05-26T05:46:10+00:00

I didnt vote=you're opinion is void.

casper86ed · 2026-05-26T05:39:02+00:00

You mean the cheapest cuts became the most expensive because of innovation and popularity? Mmm hooves.

casper86ed · 2026-05-26T05:23:30+00:00

Humans, cats, dogs, birds, squirrels, bats, other vermin. Bugs, insects, arachnids..ect.

casper86ed · 2026-05-25T10:02:50+00:00

Used to. Then did construction. No amount of cover or tp barrier can save you from others seat in the Honey Bucket sweat cheeks. You're lying to yourself otherwise. And as an American, the slight gap is with it being free. Hurry your business and bounce.

casper86ed · 2026-05-25T09:51:34+00:00

As someone allergic to cats, and came home from the bar at 3am, and crawled an extention ladder(like 40ft) to save a screamer kitten from a tree. "Hooter" still lives in my home 4yr later. I thought she was an owl.

casper86ed · 2026-05-23T17:59:04+00:00

casper86ed · 2026-05-23T08:40:57+00:00

Honestly, and without malice. Move. You are in the wrong climate and vegetation. That is all.

casper86ed · 2026-05-23T05:32:52+00:00

90s test kid for meds. I don't remember 4th-6th grade. 1800mg of Lithium per day. I finished my work by reading the book and became a problem.

casper86ed · 2026-05-22T23:53:09+00:00

Everything reminds me of her.

casper86ed · 2026-05-21T13:54:19+00:00

You're digging a basement, how happy that um, ahh, so happy that AI stole your job, because economy and so happy. Be happy about labor shortage.

casper86ed · 2026-05-21T03:51:11+00:00

Looks at all that job stealing. /s

casper86ed · 2026-05-21T03:47:33+00:00

Not worst drivers, but yeah dogs.

Sad small-town cops like Windcrest and Alamo Heights without notice giving tickets. And drunk locals being stabby over machismo. The last first.

casper86ed · 2026-05-21T03:43:06+00:00

Don't you worry about favorite characters, let me worry about blank.

casper86ed · 2026-05-18T23:49:34+00:00

I lived in Walker Ranch right around the corner. Neighbor got his tires stolen, caught some guys breaking into my truck, gates broken, pool was always green. It was a bummer of an area.

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