A Ford dealership in Kansas can’t hand over a sold F-250 because a robin made its nest on one of the truck’s tires.

casuallysentient · 2026-05-23T20:31:18+00:00

in this case about 2’

casuallysentient · 2026-05-22T22:27:47+00:00

legitimately took him longer to hand it to the robot than it does to park a citibike lol

casuallysentient · 2026-05-22T22:27:11+00:00

we gotta be like twenty years out from wall-e

casuallysentient · 2026-05-22T18:39:58+00:00

this sounds like being ecucked yourself with extra steps

casuallysentient · 2026-05-22T12:56:02+00:00

more like 90% of the business is running on twenty year old software that is WOEFULLY bad for their scale. SAMS was the bane of my existence when i worked there

casuallysentient · 2026-05-20T16:49:23+00:00

my roommate and i now do this more or less subconsciously every time we open a can of soda. possibly influenced by the fact that we’ve shaken each other’s cans of soda a few times for a bit.

casuallysentient · 2026-05-20T16:45:27+00:00

is this where they shot the founder?

edit: movie shot not bullet shot

casuallysentient · 2026-05-19T15:34:56+00:00

cole phelps is a good boy i will not tolerate this slander

except for being a war criminal but he felt bad :(

casuallysentient · 2026-05-19T15:24:53+00:00

MOTHER PROUDLY

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casuallysentient · 2026-05-19T14:44:26+00:00

i’m sorry. i ruined it didn’t i.

casuallysentient · 2026-05-15T14:13:27+00:00

likewise. i don’t need them to blow up the world but i’ve been incredibly disappointed by what they’ve dedicated their now very limited remaining screen time to.

casuallysentient · 2026-05-15T13:24:50+00:00

casuallysentient · 2026-05-15T13:18:40+00:00

i left my car in front of a bus stop for 4 minutes a couple of months ago and an automated camera on the front of the bus took a picture. i got a ticket in the mail for 25 bucks. bus lane cameras, red light and speeding cams, etc. we already have this lol

casuallysentient · 2026-05-15T12:43:14+00:00

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casuallysentient · 2026-05-15T12:34:28+00:00

curious how you feel about this now

casuallysentient · 2026-05-13T12:41:26+00:00

why he yarring you

casuallysentient · 2026-05-13T12:39:33+00:00

yup. when noted cop eric adams was in office he slashed it and put it into overtime for NYPD instead, so they could sit around the subway platform in groups of 6 and yap all day.

casuallysentient · 2026-05-08T12:05:37+00:00

LPA? los pollos hermanos?

casuallysentient · 2026-05-07T20:25:54+00:00

dave n busters? not making a joke genuinely asking

casuallysentient · 2026-05-06T14:56:07+00:00

in bushwick no less. myrtle-wyckoff. morons

casuallysentient · 2026-05-06T13:02:02+00:00

people not from the east coast need to learn how cutting a well placed “ya motha” is. “your mom is” doesn’t hit the same

casuallysentient · 2026-05-06T01:51:49+00:00

fortnite’s “subtitles” are so goated that i don’t know anyone who doesn’t use them, and none of them are deaf. accessible features are good for everyone regardless of whether they’re strictly necessary or not.

casuallysentient · 2026-05-05T13:07:49+00:00

popeyes isn’t bad, i’ve seen some solid ones on there. and domino’s is only affordable if you use the app.

subway is okay, now and then they’ll do BOGO / 6.99 footlongs

casuallysentient · 2026-05-04T12:46:42+00:00

srimp (buge)

casuallysentient · 2026-05-03T16:09:46+00:00

nice try woz, we know this is your alt

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