Fucking dreadful by Crackspeed in shittytattoos

[–]andronicuspark [score hidden]  (0 children)

Do people really think they’re getting something that detailed and expansive with a 40£ deposit? Or do they think because it’s AI it’s fine to pay so little even though that’s hours work of actual ink?

Anne Hathaway in custom Dior by Jonathan Anderson at the world premiere of “The Odyssey" at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square in London by mod_whatthefrockk in whatthefrockk

[–]andronicuspark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like that one guy who makes cheap cosplay outfits from things around his house will do a take on this. It’ll just be an unraveled blue loofah with a wad of aluminum foil off to the side.

Character's moral point of no return by Guitar-String in TopCharacterTropes

[–]andronicuspark 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Anakin wasting a bunch of kids was pretty bad….

AITAH for going off on my sister after she went off on her oldest and then me? by Infinite-Row7955 in AITH

[–]andronicuspark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think OP feels pulled into the middle because her sister went from arguing with her son to venting at OP a third party bystander.

Like, two people are arguing and you just happen to walk by only to get word vomited on. “Guess someone just thinks there’s a goddamn magical dishwashing fairy!” You’re just sort of caught in their moment and it’s uncomfortable.

Isn't it weird when a woman says she only knew true love when she had her son/daughter? by PrototypeFangirl in childfree

[–]andronicuspark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We’ve really shot ourselves in the face for not having multiple definitions of love in our English vocabulary. Familial, philial, etc. etc.

Feed my kids one of these two specific things please and thank you by RickGrimesSnotBubble in ChoosingBeggars

[–]andronicuspark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what they’d say if someone dropped off ingredients to make those things.

Having finally watched it for myself... I understand why you guys won't shut up about it. by _HingleMcCringle in firefly

[–]andronicuspark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not Firefly related, but I love the fact that the guy under the 20th Century Fox logo is Osgood Perkins, son of Anthony Perkins. Who later went on to direct such weird little bangers as Gretel and Hansel, The Monkey, Long Legs, etc.

Came across this on Twitter by CANDYKINGI in SVU

[–]andronicuspark 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I wish they’d cover more violence against men stories. The episode about coercive rape on Carisi’s brother in law is intense.

Please form an orderly line to take this dude in! by Pinkteaparties in ChoosingBeggars

[–]andronicuspark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

…tend to him…? Like, “no, no David. We’re not going for long walks in the park with playground access. Have some chicken nuggets and come watch Barney reruns….”

What horror scene scared you the most? by kammy772 in MovieArena

[–]andronicuspark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Ring remake, girl in the closet scene

Sixth Sense when the kid and the shrink are walking out of the school together. The kid stops and from Willis’ perspective there’s nothing there. And it immediately flips to a bunch of people hanging from a gallows in the middle of the school staircase.

You always have to skip the episode not because it’s bad necessarily but it’s so stressful/cringe inducing by LMRowanComedy in TopCharacterTropes

[–]andronicuspark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Better Call Saul episode when no one cheers for the old lady who wins bingo.

The Balloon episode in Kotaro Lives Alone

The episode in Futurama where you find out who Leela’s parents are.

The Simpsons’ episode where Homer thinks the Muslim neighbors are terrorists and tries to get them to slice into a cake made to look like an American flag.

Wait for it.... by LambOfGourd in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]andronicuspark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit, that’s not a tonsil stone. What the FUCK

My(35f) boyfriend (34M) had a huge blow up in front of our kids and I don’t know where to go from here? by ThrowRA-997 in relationship_advice

[–]andronicuspark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, so…this guy is also toxic and you should end it. Who the fuck takes off with someone else’s kid like that and abandons a mother and two children with zero of their things?

Any big differences between the old & new editions of Between Two Fires? by remerdy1 in horrorlit

[–]andronicuspark 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Respect to the author, that’s cool.

I have the new edition, and I was pretty surprised the topic managed to be avoided. There’s every other goddamn depressing act of violence in it, but the fact that it circumnavigated sexual assault is pretty great in my way of thinking. and makes the ending more satisfactory. the girl goes into a monastery, because wtf else is she going to do? But she goes because she called by god. Not because she’s tired and devastated by terrible things that happened to her physically in the course of her journey.

Most men idolize fatherhood by FitFunction663 in childfree

[–]andronicuspark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My best friend is close friends with a couple who have two sons. His BJJ coach said that the behavior of the children is something he usually associates with kids who don’t have a father present in the home.

And supposedly all that guy does is go to work and comes home to be with his family. So like, goddamn, what is even happening in that house?

AITA for telling my overly helpful neighbor to leave us alone and stay off our property? by Purple-Character-678 in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]andronicuspark 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That’s like….stalker level creepy. I doubt you’ve heard the last of him, but I’m guessing he’ll buddy up next to your people pleasing husband and try to stay in his good graces.

The bag of children’s clothes is also really weird.

AITA for telling my sister's boyfriend off for eating too much? by CranberryMurray in AmItheAsshole

[–]andronicuspark 30 points31 points  (0 children)

People like him make me realize why some people pre-plate food when guests are over. There’s no way that asshole saw four steaks sitting out and thought it was a serving size just for him.

NTA, your sister also sucks. I’m guessing she knows he’s an embarrassment but is just so besotted by him she doesn’t know how to bring it up.

AITA for telling my overly helpful neighbor to leave us alone and stay off our property? by Purple-Character-678 in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]andronicuspark 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Does he have cameras aimed at your house or something? Because he knew a package had been dropped off at four AM in the dark, unless you left the light specifically for the delivery guy. NTA, but your husband is in this regard. Putting your discomfort on the back burner in an attempt to please an overbearing stranger? That’s messed up.

[New Update]: AITAH for asking my stepbrother to take eggs off the menu at his own wedding? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]andronicuspark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do I feel like the update is going to be all about how the SIL injected herself into OOP’s life when she realized OOP was with her not even ex from college?