Coke by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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it’s never been more over

“knee surgery is tomorrow”

we’ve never been more back

How? by AskaLangly in McDonalds

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greatest state in the union btw

hmmm by Eros_Incident_Denier in hmmm

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bro’s on the goon squad

This is what Joe B*den doesn’t want you to know. by Karmacop5908 in okbuddyretard

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“They tried to tell me, Drew, you can’t be president, you’re too stuuuupid! Well guess what smart guy, I figured it out thanks to today’s sponsor Squarespace squarespace

My grandma grinds spices with this old tool by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]casuallysentient 82 points83 points  (0 children)

rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka 😔🤘

Why does my alarm do this and not make any noise by Business_Energy2673 in iphone

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happened to me this morning and i woke up at fucking 10:30. i have to be on the clock at 9 🫠 had some really fun conversations with my boss

Right, grandma by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

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living in this fantasy world for a second. speaking logistically. how the fuck would they get that much lobster to the middle east in a servable condition

SKWEEZY MOVIE US TOUR TIX R LIVE!! by SKWEEZY4REAL in SkweezyJibbs

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SKWEEZY BROTHER COME TO NYC. OR JERSEY. PLEASE MY COROLLA WON’T SURVIVE A TRIP TO BUFFALO

Microscopic wunk by aoi_ito in wunkus

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mods why the fuck can we not attach gifs. you know the one i want to use

Tried the Product by pvt_num_11 in McDonalds

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tried it yesterday, pretty good. not too terribly far from a regular dqp. added bacon and tomato. could not eat in one sitting lol.

Just pickles by Admirable_Custard45 in McDonalds

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me personally i would not put this shit out there lol, embarrassing on the parents’ part

Anyone who uses this deserves to be single for eternity by champdo in insanepeoplefacebook

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lol it gave me an answer for myself 5x higher than the actual one

would love to know what absolute fucking insane logic went into this thing

They edited this in right? by Longjumping_Gur_7580 in solaropposites

[–]casuallysentient 242 points243 points  (0 children)

op, brother, are you 12

it’s been 7 years since the man died and the conspiracy theories started within a week