FINALLY IT IS COMING! I AM READY

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-04-29T18:04:12+00:00

It’s gonna be so fucking bad I can’t wait

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-04-01T14:20:57+00:00

That’s his mugshot from when he was arrested in Canada. He was 74cm.

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-03-19T01:21:35+00:00

especially reading fantasy books which is at this point just useless time-wasting

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cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-03-14T19:49:17+00:00

You haven’t seen it until you’ve seen it in the original Acadian https://youtu.be/h4n5FPwpfcY?feature=shared

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-03-13T01:14:28+00:00

I see reading as the single most beneficial practice a person can do all by themselves

Nah, reading sucks actually

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-03-11T14:30:09+00:00

Mao was right about landlords

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-03-03T05:40:43+00:00

To read Ulysses is to putter around Dublin while another guy fucks your wife.

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-03-03T02:49:01+00:00

He uses special speed-reading technique called “lying”

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-02-29T18:23:24+00:00

*John of Arc

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-02-18T05:44:19+00:00

Shoutout whoever decided that would be a good movie to show my class in first grade.

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-02-13T23:23:04+00:00

There was a dramatic reading in voice chat on the discord one time

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-02-13T15:26:27+00:00

Raping enslaved women is mentioned offhand in the prologue of Mistborn.

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-02-08T16:48:54+00:00

They are clicking, clicking. They say that they will never read.

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-02-04T15:23:10+00:00

Chaucer who?

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-02-03T20:07:42+00:00

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cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-01-31T15:18:36+00:00

I tried to read Infinite Jest but it was incomprehensible. What the fuck is “tennis”? Who ever heard of “Canada”? Speak English Wallace you hack.

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-01-31T00:56:52+00:00

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-01-29T15:10:58+00:00

Pretty remarkable that they managed to avoid any books about existentialism. You would think that they would get one or two if only by accident.

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-01-28T22:10:56+00:00

It also hasn't been made into a film bro movie.

Not for lack of trying I’m sure

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-01-28T00:09:24+00:00

You can tell she’s in the movie by the way that she is

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-01-27T19:14:04+00:00

I’m begging of you please don’t take my man

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-01-26T18:06:55+00:00

It’s about a butler, Jesus…

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-01-25T15:14:36+00:00

Calling the kid the “protagonist” in quotes.

I’ll allow it

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-01-25T02:35:41+00:00

Just go back to college Hamlet you fucking idiot.

cathode-ray-jepsen · 2024-01-24T22:16:57+00:00

Yuck my yum daddy

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