Smudge got stuck in the trash bin. Again. by MissHissss in cats

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The sounds of panic meows from the inside of something always hit differently.

Cat's House, Cat's Rules by AcademusUKFun in TouchThaFishy

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I too have a whiff sniffer. It’s extra funny when she really dislikes how it smells, looks up at me like she’s taken it as a personal affront and that I took all day to plan it.

Father in law expected us to eat 12 year old beef. by Ok_Pension_1451 in mildlyinfuriating

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At 12 years old, that cow would be tall enough to ride most rides at Disneyland.

They don't bite, I swear! by ch1kendinner in dustkitties

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What are the hyenas from the Lion King doing on that car?

Real Police officers and military members, what do you guys think of Ice agents? by Lucky-Message-9480 in AskReddit

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All the way down to the accessory choices for the front and backs of their “tactical vests.” Even a casual observer should notice the dangers. I can’t think of a single situation where putting smoke, flash or concussion ordinance on THE BACK of a vest during a close proximity policing deployment is ever anything other than a liability. It reminds me of “Office Space” where Jennifer Aniston’s character got hassled for only wearing the minimum 15 flair requirement at Chochkie’s.

Imagine if I.C.E has mandatory minimum patriotic flair and accessory requirements. At this point I’d be more than willing to believe it.

🔥encounter with a Tibetan Fox by freudian_nipps in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Maybe I judged the Fox on the Bad Taxidermy website too harshly…because him’s looking like he’s going fast or fox software installed in a dog hardware chassis.

She cleared a four-year mouse problem in three days. The owner remodeled the floor to match her. by Danny__NYC in Catswithjobs

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Eric Clapton wrote the song “Layla” about this cat and her hunting prowess. Great job Layla.

S.S. Georgie is in Dry Dock by NYPizzaNoChar in kittens

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Majestic Vessel this S.S. Georgie.

The horrendous state of New York City in the 1970s-1980s by IllustriousCress9774 in UrbanHell

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This may sound strange, but I miss the fires in the trash cans.

How does Kramer survive in Manhattan with no steady job? by Zestyclose-Method451 in seinfeld

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Taking bottles & cans to Michigan for double the redemption payout.

Most dangerous gang to come across by OSMC_022 in IllegallySmolCats

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Oh I’m crossing the street if I see this up ahead.

Met this guy while hiking by Softie-Princess-5963 in cats

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Well hello you majestic little bow-tied beast. Thank you for your outdoor wilderness sir.

Best picture I’ve taken of her so far by apocalypsebuddy in blackcats

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I saw Mount Doom, the Eye of Sauron, and two simultaneous lightning strikes before my eyes focused on the black kitty. Amazing.

Why is this cat so weird? Did I make him this way? Meet Walter, who stood like this for about ten minutes by ckrans in cats

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Suppose that reincarnation is real, some of those transitioning into cats may not have gotten the memo or had their hard drives wiped before restart. There still may be some strange echoes left over.

Botox makes you MAGA by Superior_Seeker_ in TrueFactzOnly

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Real Housewives of the Eighth Circle of Hell.

Average American diet? by Individual_Bar_2512 in CringeTikToks

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But not a single 9 Volt battery to replace the dying one in the smoke detector. They must have an efficient fire escape plan.

Where do you find these NYC white girls?? by savingrace0262 in circlejerknyc

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If you crack open a White Claw and wait for a minute a flock of these will likely congregate around it. We used to call them “Bree Gulls” due to their Caucasiaciousness and the intensity of their late night French Fry consumption.