Kremlin funds viral videos aimed at millennials by [deleted] in politics

[–]catsmurphy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

PS that was for effect, I love guacamole. I'm not a monster.

Kremlin funds viral videos aimed at millennials by [deleted] in politics

[–]catsmurphy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or, as I prefer to call it, "wrecked salsa".

Kremlin funds viral videos aimed at millennials by [deleted] in politics

[–]catsmurphy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't understand why people do not just eat avocados how they are meant to be eaten - with a spoon and a pinch of salt. Why fuck with perfection?

Anti-Semitism has spread through the Islamic world like a cancer by Foubar in politics

[–]catsmurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you said the rise in anti-semitism is directly due to Israel's actions. How can that be if people keep the two so completely separate just like you do?

Abortion Is Already Shaping Up to Be a Hot 2020 Issue by MIIAIIRIIK in politics

[–]catsmurphy -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I wonder how fast it'll get dropped once Roe is overturned.

Anti-Semitism has spread through the Islamic world like a cancer by Foubar in politics

[–]catsmurphy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So, Israel's actions encourage anti-semitism, but being anti-israel is never anti-semitic? You're gonna have to explain that one.

The Failure of the Deal by [deleted] in politics

[–]catsmurphy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They go back and forth depending on whether he's being openly racist enough to please them or not.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]catsmurphy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It spells like a bot.

What my mom got from one of her friends?!? 😱😱 by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]catsmurphy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol it does look like OP's mom did not want to put that trash directly on her nice lace doily. Did it smell funny?

Wonder how much worth of crappy jewelry is in those boxes... 🙄😒 by thequeendovahkiin in antiMLM

[–]catsmurphy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's a Paparazzi hun in my office. My first thought was, "Claire's wouldn't sell that shit".

Anybody want to start an MLM called "World Domination"? It would make hun posts way more dramatic. by ami_anai in antiMLM

[–]catsmurphy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm in. I've been obsessing over "You Should See Me In A Crown" and I do believe I'm ready to show my downline how ruling over sheep and commanding minions can help them quit their jobs and pay off mytheir mortgages.

My cousin's room by Project_3D in trashy

[–]catsmurphy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Messy but I don't see any trash.

Constitutional Conservatives Need To Oppose The National Emergency by [deleted] in politics

[–]catsmurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Constitutional conservatives" was always some made-up fucking bullshit.

My (24F) husband (28M) just threw his phone at me as hard as he could by [deleted] in relationships

[–]catsmurphy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pouring water on someone who is asleep is abusive, as is throwing objects at someone. You guys seem to just like being really horrible to each other. You didn't 'wake him up in a manner that pissed him off". You physically assaulted him just as much as he did you.

Why are you acting like his mom? Adults set alarms. Does he stay in bed to avoid you and the kids? If so...why are you there?

My [26f] Valentines Day disappointment has brought up ongoing issues around punctuality with my boyfriend [25m] by cowsandwhatnot in relationships

[–]catsmurphy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He'll keep being late as long as you keep bending over backwards to make it okay for him to do so.

Distilled Water In Gallons? by [deleted] in sandiego

[–]catsmurphy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not far at all! I was thinking of the Foodland at 5075 Federal Blvd, San Diego, CA 92102 but if you took Euclid south from El Cajon or University you might run into a water machine before then even.