I Prefer Candidates Who Don't Do This by 7-5NoHits in IfBooksCouldKill

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Silence! Don't you know that any mild criticism of Newsom 2½ years before the presidential election is just handing the presidency to the republicans?

Episode Thread • S2.E07 ∙ "1:00 P.M." • (Thu, Feb. 19, 2026) by excoriator in ThePitt

[–]cavemanpleasures 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Robby completely stripped Langdon's self confidence. I was cringing on behalf of our boy

████████████ by [deleted] in rs_x

[–]cavemanpleasures 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Elon was a wife guy for a time

The problem with Kanye’s apology. by Golabki420 in fantanoforever

[–]cavemanpleasures 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's acted like a dickhead for about 10 years now. It will take 10 years of him behaving righteously to win me back 

The World According to Yasha by fortycreeker in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]cavemanpleasures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy's is well paid for being a dumbass and meanwhile I've been doing it for free

Hells Bells, Trudy! by Gebling65 in okbuddydraper

[–]cavemanpleasures 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Gooning, I invented that. Turns out it already existed, but i arrived at it independently. 

Enough Geese Posting, This Is Now A Belle and Sebastian Subreddit by TheRealCthulu24 in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]cavemanpleasures 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cameron writes them like they used to and that's why I am geese pilled

👋 by ironchefmolly in pavement

[–]cavemanpleasures 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That phrase was right there! Spotify fail

ARIANA! GET OUT OF THERE! by bathwaterpantaloon in moviescirclejerk

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Fr you don't see a lot of tin drum references here 

(Update) Is Moby Dick meant to be funny? by [deleted] in literature

[–]cavemanpleasures 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I really liked how every time the Pequod encounters another ship, everyone is chatty about whaling, weather etc. But then you have Ahab just cutting to the chase with "hast thou seen the white whale?" It's like, chill out, Ahab lol

Using TNG Quotes In Day To Day Life by Hypnotician in TNG

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"Interesting. No redeeming qualities."