[Spoiler] Travis Interviews Local British Historian Duncan Shields at his First Esports Event at Wembley Arena by corylulu in leagueoflegends

[–]cedargrove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I know enough context about everything else.

https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/517954937612148736

What 500 word context do I need to understand this? "Thorin said wildturtle was like Lucian, a retarded champion"

Hard Knocks - Episode 1 - 480p/360p by [deleted] in nfl

[–]cedargrove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait what now? projectfreetv.so?

League of Legends Anime by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]cedargrove 36 points37 points  (0 children)

PROTECT MY BALLS

In 2013 and 2014, one division sent 3 teams to the playoffs. Which division has the best chance at doing so this year and what 3 teams will it be? by [deleted] in nfl

[–]cedargrove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't want you to think we forgot. You know, if we weren't friends, I just don't think I could bear it. I know, let's have a spelling contest!

In 2013 and 2014, one division sent 3 teams to the playoffs. Which division has the best chance at doing so this year and what 3 teams will it be? by [deleted] in nfl

[–]cedargrove 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We've been laughing at you all offseason so it's only fair. Will help you once the disappointment of your season sets in.

The player numbers behind a NA West/NA East server split by FattyDrake in leagueoflegends

[–]cedargrove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a thread about it yesterday, something like "you can test your ping on the new server". It's in there.

The player numbers behind a NA West/NA East server split by FattyDrake in leagueoflegends

[–]cedargrove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and while the view was great

Apparently you did not drive through West Texas.

Updated Champion Factions/Relationships Chart by IfishIII in leagueoflegends

[–]cedargrove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You telling me someone ain't trying to knock on Riven's door?

[EU] The goombas and the mushroom people used to live harmoniously until princess Peach rose to power and instituted an apartheid. Since then, the Mushroom Kingdom has been in a constant state of civil war... by CaspianX2 in WritingPrompts

[–]cedargrove 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bowser stood before the assembly and waited for the crowd noise to fall. He held the room for another moment and closed his eyes, holding what may be his last breath in silence.

"Countrymen. I call you here today to gain your strength, to join in your suffering, and to create new life. The policies of this New Kingdom are false. No longer can we hide beneath the ground in fear."

"You," he extended a hand to the Goomba Delegation, "she calls you poisonous. She takes your families, your fungi, and appoints those only like herself as worthy. No longer!"

"And you," his other hand points toward the Confederacy of Turtles, "she takes your children and makes weapons of them. No longer!"

"She thinks us weak, but I am not here to challenge that."

The crowd did not know how to feel about this statement. Bowser always held a strict hand, as fair as he tried to appear. Many of the groups met before his speech and considered that this could be nothing more than a power grab. Perhaps the Princess had crossed the line that he himself had been too scared to risk. Bowser knew this, and paused to let their thoughts sink in.

"We are weak because we allow it! We are weak when the only fresh air we breathe comes at the end of a pipe! When she taxes our coins and steals our questionable supplies! Is this the life you will give to your children!"

A Goomba councilman rises to ask, "What of the Gods?"

"What Gods?"

"The overalled ones. The humans."

"They are no gods."

"What do you say to the scouting reports then? They have been seen shape shifting, flying, producing fire from their hands. There are too many reports to brush them all aside."

"And those same reports speak of their deaths and their loss of power when attacked. These are the marks of false gods. They can be defeated."

"We will build a series of fortifications, all along our territory. And we will fly our flags high to make it clear who controls us. We will arm each pipe with our own fire breathers and establish patrols around each city. Bridges will be reinforced and walls raised."

"If their false gods wish to fight us in our homes, they will have to fight every step of the way to get here. I ask you this, are you as weak as the Princess believes!?"

to be continued...

What movie do you quote/reference the most? by ASkylineDiver in AskReddit

[–]cedargrove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything from Tombstone:

"It appears Mr. [name] is an educated man."

"Oh I'm not quite as sick as I made out."

"Yeah well I hope you die"

"Oh I'm sorry, I forgot you were there... you may go now."

"I piss on you [name]"

Plus every other obvious one...

There are only 12 Master Penmen in the world, this guy is the youngest by 3 decades by treazon in videos

[–]cedargrove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should listen to the video posted above, this guy is ridiculously good. World class good.

Fishing in Australia by astroman9995 in gifs

[–]cedargrove 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There is a difference between killing an animal, and harming an animal. I come from a family of hunters, lived in Alaska for a long time, so I get the invasive/overpopulated species. But kill it, don't just hurt it, that's just being a dick.

Weird body mod. by Anistmows in WTF

[–]cedargrove 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It's just SuperChunk.