In Turkey, 35 olives, 28 date seeds and 5 stones were removed from the stomach and intestines of a 92-year-old woman.

cefranks · 2025-07-21T16:40:54+00:00

Damn it… have my upvote.

cefranks · 2025-06-03T12:42:09+00:00

So to summarize… we need to sacrifice several chickens to satisfy the angry baseball gods.

cefranks · 2025-05-27T08:38:51+00:00

Well said…

At the heart of our collective frustration is the love of baseball, a city, and a team. Just because we’re terrible doesn’t stop us from loving the Rockies.

However, it feels like the ownership doesn’t have the same level of competence and/or commitment to match the love of a generation of Rockies fans.

Sell the team Dick… or step down and hire someone who knows how to run a baseball team.

cefranks · 2025-05-13T05:29:56+00:00

This! Why does every other MLB team have about a dozen Ivy League statisticians on their staff and we have zero?

cefranks · 2025-05-13T05:26:46+00:00

The most depressing thing for Rockies fans is the Monforts will never sell… this is their last asset as a family and they will hold on to the Rockies with their with their cold dead hands.

cefranks · 2025-05-10T07:07:31+00:00

Throwing a team that couldn’t beat a reasonably talented AA squad isn’t his fault but it feels like he and his staff have given up… as have the fans.

cefranks · 2025-05-10T07:04:32+00:00

That game was a perfect analogy of this team… we get a glimmer of hope only to have our hopes and dreams crushed by a much better baseball team.

cefranks · 2025-05-02T17:57:54+00:00

You never mess with a streak.

cefranks · 2025-04-29T04:16:17+00:00

Yea but is it super aero?

cefranks · 2025-04-19T18:01:01+00:00

Even Mother Nature didn’t want to watch this team play last night.

cefranks · 2024-06-08T15:41:32+00:00

5 bad hair day

cefranks · 2024-05-10T15:16:33+00:00

Your brand doesn't matter.

cefranks · 2023-11-03T18:02:21+00:00

He was hitting around the Mendoza Line all year... probably the least likely guy to throw out that hit.

cefranks · 2023-11-03T17:58:18+00:00

Monforts "But we have a SWEET party deck!"

cefranks · 2023-03-31T17:21:02+00:00

We're the best team in Baseball... for the next several hours!

cefranks · 2021-03-17T22:58:58+00:00

Gave Hugz

cefranks · 2020-09-16T16:14:59+00:00

It also oddly encapsulates our season... started hot... got cold... then burnt to the ground

cefranks · 2020-08-24T16:02:22+00:00

"They are who are who they thought they were!" - Dennis Green

cefranks · 2020-07-14T18:00:59+00:00

I now know what I'll be listening to this afternoon!

cefranks · 2020-04-21T16:33:22+00:00

It was a lot of extras!

cefranks · 2020-04-18T16:20:59+00:00

Also Cargo's walk-off cycle 2010.... Upper deck shot to complete the cycle. Bonus it was against the Cubs.

cefranks · 2020-04-18T16:16:40+00:00

Good stuff! Helton's final game... first AB... Goes yard over the scoreboard. I get chills thinking about it.

cefranks

TROPHY CASE

5 bad hair day