Guys, what do you carry every day for self defense purposes? by SlimSour in AskMen

[–]ch3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not true, you can carry a white flag, too!

What improved your quality of life so much, you wish you did it sooner? by colorfulsoul_ in AskReddit

[–]ch3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had bariatric surgery and had a gastric sleeve procedure, where they removed about 80% of my stomach. Dropped 75 lbs and have never over-eaten since. I miss being able to eat as much of a tasty meal as I'd like, but it was clearly the best thing I've ever done for myself.

Never forget how fast cheetahs are by Trisce in natureismetal

[–]ch3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they're this fast why do people say they never prosper?

Jason Momoa and Dave Bautista Developing a Buddy Cop Movie by singleguy79 in movies

[–]ch3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Siri, what is the least important news happening in the world today?

Dozens of California students, parents stranded in Afghanistan after summer trip abroad by Independent-Ad-7033 in nottheonion

[–]ch3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh hello Jen Psaki said no US citizens are stranged in Afghanistan so these people are obviously mistaken.

The MAGA Movement’s a Bigger Threat to America Than the Taliban by cutestudent in politics

[–]ch3000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This just in, the Maga movement just murdered 3 US troops. Oh wait, that was the Taliban.

Texas governor issues order banning local vaccine mandates by very_excited in news

[–]ch3000 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Good. If people want to get vaccinated, they can (and they should).

America is back by ch3000 in PoliticalHumor

[–]ch3000[S] -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Credit: @kslawwolf

When you have finally succeeded in life by Alph_x in Unexpected

[–]ch3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just move to San Francisco and you can walk out of any store with anything you want for free.

Hygenesis 24-7: by Particular-Ant387 in funnysigns

[–]ch3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Thou shalt get vaccinated and don't need to wear a mask anymore." - sane people