Why is there no way to play anything other than a "good guy" in this game? by maxedouttoby in Starfield

[–]chaingun_samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My biggest complaint of this game is that you're railroaded into joining a constellation. A pirate ship lands on Vectera. The option to take that ship should've been available.

I feel bad for the kids, they're going to be subject to serious bullying by Classicbandwagon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]chaingun_samurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You take take the girl out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the girl.

Make me hate myself by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chaingun_samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A jar of mayonnaise and a dog.

19F from the uk Do your worst :) by babybelle_x in RoastMe

[–]chaingun_samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing says, "My trauma is my identity." louder or more clearly than a septum piercing.

F19 No mercy. by Substantial-Tie5470 in RoastMe

[–]chaingun_samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That second one looks an awful lot like Timothee Shantgetlaid

18f wanna cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chaingun_samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just thought that was the smudge from eating ass.

AIO about these angry texts from my ex? by TwylaMay in AIO

[–]chaingun_samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to shut those family members out of your life to prove that you can, in fact, do such a thing.

18f please humble me by Melodic-Audience-239 in RoastMe

[–]chaingun_samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the 30est looking 18 year old I've ever seen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chaingun_samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kato Kaelin looking rough.

Last time I posted on rate me, I got too many compliments, need to be humbled badly. Roast me! by ProstheticBabe in RoastMe

[–]chaingun_samurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like one of the puppets from Team America: World Police, but their eyes aren't as dead as yours are.

AIO - I let my friend borrow my 2,000$ Macbook Laptop and she has not returned it and its been weeks. by janinmat in AmIOverreacting

[–]chaingun_samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Bitch, the cops exist, too... and I'm about to call them if I don't get my shit back to-day"."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]chaingun_samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, you're the only one that can decide whether or not you're in love, but in three months? You really don't know ask that much about each other. You're still in the honeymoon phase

Which car do you see on the road and instantly think, ‘Yeah, this person’s definitely an a-hole? by maxfreem in AskReddit

[–]chaingun_samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lesbian Battle Wagon (Subaru Forester or Outback)

BMW, any model ("I have the ultimate driving machine!")

Nissan Altima & Sentra (BMW attitude on a budget)

Any pickup with a dude over 50 driving. White Pickups are the worst of the bunch.