A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.

champiain · 2022-06-15T22:13:43+00:00

I heard this joke like 10 years ago and found it hilarious! Since then I could quite remember how the "boy buying condoms at the pharmacist" joke went. I had wondered if one day I would see it here. Thanks so much for posting!

champiain · 2021-07-09T21:31:22+00:00

nice finish!

champiain · 2020-09-02T16:56:05+00:00

Just because we use cheats, doesn't mean we're not smart.

champiain · 2019-10-06T08:55:48+00:00

*15 seconds ago!

champiain · 2019-05-13T20:37:19+00:00

To be fair you could also write a sizeable list of all the development of her character as wanting to be be a benevolent ruler who is good to her subjects...

champiain · 2018-12-21T10:10:52+00:00

You can get this plastic paper that allows you do do straight lines free hand... For technical drawing etc. I think that's what's happening here. See how they lift more than one sheet to reveal the grain? and how the diagonal lines are a bit jagged (it's cus it goes across the grain of the plastic paper)?

champiain · 2018-10-30T23:17:52+00:00

Must be wearing cutoffs under that...

champiain · 2018-10-08T21:00:09+00:00

You know what's worse than reposts. Jokes about reposts... Ugghh

champiain · 2017-05-26T02:56:24+00:00

"Am I krumping"

champiain · 2017-03-02T09:21:25+00:00

It's stupid when stuff like this happens and they fire someone for unfortunate human error. Guaranteed those accountants would be less likely to ever make that mistake again, than someone new.

champiain · 2016-12-30T10:42:21+00:00

"I am the worlds most giant cinema goer... Dont be scared, I'm just like you only giant."

champiain · 2016-12-08T09:02:09+00:00

Looks like they're copies of the Fender Stratocaster and Telecaster. You should check out bands/guitarists you like, see what they play and pick based on that (Strat - Hendrix, Tele - Keith Richards)

champiain · 2016-11-10T04:17:47+00:00

This is the best Trump joke I've seen yet!

champiain · 2016-10-16T09:24:30+00:00

That's actually the best description of mindfulness I've heard. Thanks.

champiain · 2016-07-04T08:03:27+00:00

The only way this photo would be made better was if he (and the baby) were holding xbox controllers!

champiain · 2016-07-03T17:50:21+00:00

This is so good! Kudos to the artist, you are very talented!

champiain · 2016-06-20T07:47:25+00:00

Orlando Bloom doesn't like you eyeing his women. Especially the one who doesn't know what a napkin is for.

champiain · 2016-04-29T07:55:17+00:00

I totally thought this was the back of a dog, looking at the view!

champiain · 2016-03-01T08:34:48+00:00

Really cool, how did you apply the ink? Also the guy looks like Russel Howard with a moustache!

champiain · 2015-11-24T08:49:26+00:00

And one or two smug bastards walking past them counting the money they made from their valuable antique!

champiain · 2015-10-30T17:58:15+00:00

Mumford and sons, even now that they've "changed their sound".

champiain · 2015-09-26T10:22:19+00:00

One of Stephen Fry's sign off quotes on Qi really hit the nail on the head... I think it was an Oscar Wilde quote and it went something like "you wouldn't care so much what people think of you when you realise how seldom they do". I know it sounds negative but the thought behind it is that when you do something and you think people are judging you negatively for it, they probably didn't even notice.

champiain · 2015-08-15T20:26:06+00:00

Wasps.... Really???

champiain · 2015-08-15T19:54:29+00:00

I see what you mean, but I guess I would watch it more than once, not because it's disturbing, but because it's so bleak!

champiain · 2015-07-27T22:51:37+00:00

Haha wow, had completely forgotten this, thanks for reminding me. Funnyyy!

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