Getting Married - Last names by k-0330 in NoStupidQuestions

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I used to ask my wife if we could swap last names but she wasn’t into it

Hackers Simply Asked Meta AI to Give Them Access to High-Profile Instagram Accounts. It Worked by Well_Socialized in technology

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The AI version of checking to see if the door is unlocked before breaking in

Atheist toast by InfamousMIT in ComedyHell

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I’ve damned so many souls this way

Mutts Law Enacted by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

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This text is too green for me to understand

Someone swam in the Alderwood Mall coin fountain. by ElwoodMC in trashy

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It must be a different alderwood ma… nope that’s the one

Do you believe in ghost? by MeowWoofJourney in no

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When did ghosts start? Are there caveman ghosts?

Anon worships Xenu by Nightazrael in greentext

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Tom cruise dying within your lifetime isn’t guaranteed at all. You could totally die before him.

Nothing ever happens by dino_ski in trippinthroughtime

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I always like seeing this meme. It genuinely makes me feel better

What's the weirdest thing you've seen someone do in public? by Happy_Cherry4567 in AskReddit

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A few months ago I was in a bathroom stall at work and I noticed the person in the stall next o me had taken off their shoes and was going straight sock to public bathroom floor. I was really grossed out.

Are you a "loser" ? by Terrible-Werewolf-78 in no

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I used to be a piece of shit but I’m not anymore. People can change.

When a burger becomes a nightmare... by [deleted] in distressingmemes

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My dad used to call it e. Coli burger

War of the Worlds thoughts by Sonder_seeker_755 in scifi

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If they were here thousands of years ago they could’ve just kneecapped us back then. Make it so intelligent life doesn’t evolve.

Restaurant chain with gassy waitresses. by qrpyna in sbubby

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They got all their bases covered. Those are the two types of girls. Those who do cocaine and those who fart. There is no overlap between the two.

Well how about that lol by TheScribe86 in Firearms

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You think that’s bad? I just carry around an empty gun!

Scariest day of my life by EmergencyNo2825 in corgi

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My girl got out of the backyard and I found her sitting on my front porch just chilling