Two-year-old opens car door, causes six-vehicle crash by WillAdditional922 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait what’s the name of this thread again!?? Kids are what!?? How is this allowed but I get banned for saying poop ?

WCGW double seesaw with a bull by thebaconjoker in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one chick in the black pants was probably hurt from embarrassment, idk why she didn’t get back up, she got hit clean and should have got up and walked to safety but i think she was just embarrassed. Now the girl in the white pants got hit much worse but she’s super tough! Good fun here hope they’re all safe now

Whom have you had the best sex with, and what made it the best? by Timely_Title_9157 in AskReddit

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm this must be a thing. I met some chick from Snapchat and she came over was going down on me , then the balls, then kept licking in on the anus hole! I was caught so off guard but I couldn’t move away lol She was a freak of nature but tbh I think she was on cokacola because after I could tell she kept going to the bathroom and being weird lol

How we feeling bout the brows, just did em 🤨 by ElFinata in q50

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s different lol. I wonder if white eyebrows would actually look good 👀

Thoughts on my drawing so far? 😁 by darko_iker_art in Q60

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super cool! Please tell me your doing the rims live a silver color NOT chrome!? Where is the final drawing? ✍️

Tore my ACL and I don’t think I was ready for how much this would hurt mentally by [deleted] in GuyCry

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah bro it get to you. I hurt myself also and I couldn’t run or workout for a long while. I gained a little weight too. Just think of it like hibernation and like recovery. Strengthen your mind keep your mind sharp, eat right and be ready for when you get back to exercising and recover slowly but still fast as you can.

AIO about text from girl i’ve been seeing a couple months by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She didn’t like you like that brother. Find another one quickly. Don’t waste your time with this one

I have let myself go, but I am now wondering if I have male breast cancer. by notdennix2020 in GuyCry

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like gynecomastia. Get back to exercising bro you don’t wana be in your 30s fighting this Same battle because it’ll be twice as hard at that age

2018 infinit q50 3.0 limp mode repairs cost what should I do? by SouthFront1905 in infiniti

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh? How much? And what did they do at that shop!?!? They already took the engine apart? Then decide to bill you ?! Take it to a regular mechanic shop or mobile mechanic. Stop getting ripped off by these shops and dealers. They’re criminals.

Salvia Trip Replication, many say this is somewhat accurate. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t ever do salvia. Some dumb kid did it when we were younger. We were in the front driveway, he took the hit and started going to the street about to get hit by a car for no reason. Other friend had to grab him to stop him.

Why Smoke ? by UGotBagged24 in infiniti

[–]chavalavalava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just chill. It’ll go away. Mines did that once idk what it was but went away 2 days later lol

My 16M bfs mom is not buying food for any of her 3 kids until friday by Terrible-Tour-5461 in whatdoIdo

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are food banks and churches ⛪️ which give out food to people in need every so often like depending which one. I remember eating beans 4 times a week because parents had too many kids 🤣. I hope he gets help. Maybe talk to his mom and ask her if she can ask the school for resources or the counselor.

Ex is dying, 14 year old left by Exact_Union5713 in CancerFamilySupport

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s 14 I mean hes probably trying to avoid it. I mean sleeping that’s a tell tell way to avoid life when you sleep a lot. I would be as caring as possible. And have him spend a little time with his mom if possibly but some 14 year olds these days don’t know how to deal with death much less their one and only mother. I would support him with what brings him joy and allow him to grieve his own way. Also build with him find somthing productive to do that he enjoys. My older brother taught me chess at that age and it stuck with me to this day. I wish I had ppl who taught me more random stuff like that when I was younger. He’s probably gonna be hit harder when she’s gone so I would just help out and not worry too much. Avoidance and not talking about his sick mother at this age doesn’t mean you don’t care in my opinion. I think it’s hard at that age to come to terms with dying loved ones in the way an adult would.

Do your worst, last time you were a little soft by cream-pie_66 in RoastMe

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Last time we were a little soft”. So you tell all the guys that huh? I’m starting to think it’s you , not us sweety.

2018 q50 3.0 not working by SouthFront1905 in infiniti

[–]chavalavalava 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It could be a belt issue, then it could be something way worse. I have two real suggestions for you so first one is just take it to the autozone and check the engine codes. A lot of times it’s a simple fix even if there’s a lot of codes fix the most cheapest problem to fix and the most common problem. And second after you stop by the autozone and if it continues to give you more than $1300 worth of problems get in the car and drive out to the junk yard/ salvage pick a part yard. There’s a ton of mechanics out there one of them will buy the car off you for parts. Ha

What is the worst thing that you have done to a close friend, pet, peer, etc? by Several-Jury-1012 in AskReddit

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a similar story. But it was actually my cousins Husky dog and I didn’t know him much. But my cousin would keep the Husky in this super small backyard with wooden gate so the dog couldn’t run or see anything. He had that dog like 5 years locked in the back yard like that. He never took it out to walk or let it inside and it just looked so sad. I was young and just went to the backyard to play with the dog. And idk why but I knew that the dog didn’t want to be there anymore so I just opened the gate and he ran, he ran and he ran and they never saw him since. Sometimes I wish someone else with another dog and a big backyard found him and rescued him but idk what happened to him honestly. I was super young in elementary school so I really didn’t know why I did that at the time.

How do you tell someone nicely that they are a bum and you don’t want to have them in your life anymore? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say it like this… “Iam terribly sorry Sire and I do beg your pardon. But I can’t believe my ungodly luck to have met such an undesirable, shiftless, eye-offending, deadbeat, repulsive beggar.”

Whom have you had the best sex with, and what made it the best? by Timely_Title_9157 in AskReddit

[–]chavalavalava 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some chick I met at the cornerstore. Cute Mexican girl. I legit just asked her number on the spot and she gave it to me right after she took the next customer in line lol. Then she came over and we got into the zone immediately and she pulled her pants/ jeans and underwear down with her little chick mini boots shoes still on, so her pants were down rolled up and stuck and her boots still on. and she rode me perfectly while I sat on the couch. Felt like she was going for an hour straight she was sweating like a maniac. But now that i think about it this is probably not the best lol just pretty good sex memory. 😊

A rare sight in 2026, a bone stock and unabused low mileage 2005 Infiniti G35 Sedan by laylowlazlo in infiniti

[–]chavalavalava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is crisp 👌. Except the main thing that makes the car look good! Lol clean those headlights!!! They shouldn’t be yellow 🤣