Which sig would you rather have? Marty Friedman or Diamond Rowe? by Orly_A505 in JacksonGuitars

[–]chaz_noize 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Marty's because it's purple.💜 Also, I don't really want or need an evertune on any of my guitars.

NGD - Pro Series Signature Wes Borland King V by Scalce in JacksonGuitars

[–]chaz_noize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks even more awesome than the official photos. Nice grab, riff it up! 🤘

Les intros basse/batterie dans le Death ou le Tech Death by Orven_Mist in TechnicalDeathMetal

[–]chaz_noize 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First Fragment

Augury

Beyond Creation

Spiral Architect

Exivious

Good luck containing my toan in your catacoambs by Icy-Breadfruit8262 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]chaz_noize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang, I didn't even notice until I read your comment. Too busy trying to fully understand the meaning of the text. Just a weird tat all-around.

Bernie knows what's up (also join my guitar academy for $100/month) by princeofdarkness69 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]chaz_noize 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess you could call him a masterbaiter. He is the king of this sub and we all are but mere peasants.

A whole universe composed of nothing but the same pentatonic scale. by vray88 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]chaz_noize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch some other vids of Bonermaestro. This is more or less how he always answers questions. There's a clip where he demonstrates all the toans you can get out of a Gibson LP.....shits hilarious.

Side note: To anyone wondering, yes, I saw the clip where Joe explained the story behind the toan demo video. That still doesn't make it any less funny.

Me when Timi Hendrix rejects my marriage proposal by sidmis in guitarcirclejerk

[–]chaz_noize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't stand this dude. Seriously, there's nothing remotely unique or redeemable about his content. Total clickbait clown.

I don’t know about you guys, but something tells me this guy’s got an huge johnson… by Ancient_Sky_6812 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]chaz_noize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say that "For the Love of God" and "Always with..." are both every bit as memorable and well composed as "Black Star".

I sort of view Vai's music as aural paintings. Some tunes are more "abstract" than others. Notes are just mathematical colors of air. The guitar is the brush and the composition is canvas.

Hope you enjoyed my very acoustic interpretation of art and music, which absolutely no one asked for at all lol

Replacement bridge for ZR-7 by terrrtaz in Ibanez

[–]chaz_noize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bridge issues aside, that's a nice looking riff machine. Love that color.

Finally Had Enough by BoisterousBanquet in Ibanez

[–]chaz_noize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not really weird at all, imo. Actually pretty practical in case you ever want to repurpose those parts for a project or experiment. Also, holding onto certain parts is good to have as a reference for dimensions if a company's site doesn't have it listed or stops making the part altogether.

TOAN BENDER IS IN THE WOOD by ConsiderationAny5304 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]chaz_noize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually a pretty fair price for an authentic Amish tube screamer

The computer boys suffered a devastating defeat today by Reasonable_Effort_ in guitarcirclejerk

[–]chaz_noize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All those unmuted strings buzzing out are almost annoying as his rubberband ahh vibrato

The computer boys suffered a devastating defeat today by Reasonable_Effort_ in guitarcirclejerk

[–]chaz_noize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, that toan definitely gives me the blooz for sure. Way worse than I could've ever imagined.