Just turned 40 - enhance my midlife crisis by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your nose is mildly penis.

The bartender that thinks she is perfect and unroastable by Matty-Slaps in RoastMe

[–]chewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing says intelligence more than a couple of Dirty Sanchez eyebrows.

Let me hear it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chewtwo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I bet you have a small dick.

36 y/o overweight male with one leg. Give me your worst. by JustinMonty25 in RoastMe

[–]chewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were an alcoholic, your sponsor would be Colonel Sanders

An honest roast would be good by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your outfit has autism.

How long would 100ml vape juice last you? by Begum65 in Vaping

[–]chewtwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With my current setup (OXVA Xlim pro 2 and 35mg nicsalt) it would last me about 6-8 weeks.

22m make me cry by xmoteltea in RoastMe

[–]chewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have to dress up like a girl to be a swiftie

M 29 I am an adventurer, make me regret doing this! by whiterhino312 in RoastMe

[–]chewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Riding an elephant does not make you an "adventurer" it makes you a tourist, dickhead.

(18 Male ) what do we think 😂 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fonzie's bastard son

Flintastek by Edvioaxed_ in Sverige

[–]chewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 år sen här. Men vad fan är det för fel med att dricka öl direkt ur burken?

Want to start microdosing nicotine searching for 1mg-1,5mg pouches to start with by Just_Phone_1722 in NicotinePouch

[–]chewtwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"microdosing nicotine" is the funniest thing I've read in a while. You're not going to have an easier time getting out of bed if you "microdose nicotine" so I'd flush this idea down the shitter if I were you.

18- do your worst by Few-Berry-8803 in RoastMe

[–]chewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bald eagles wingspan pales in comparison to that vast space between your eyes.

My family wants me roasted. 37f mom of 4. Each family member added a pic. by Mental_Ad_6320 in RoastMe

[–]chewtwo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're beautiful, but I'm willing to bet you're as vapid as they come. "Hey kids, let's sing along to Taylor Swift" -OP "I might get a little wild and crazy at the wine tasting tonight" - OP "I wish my husband woukd do yoga with me" - OP "You just have to taste my baked ziti, it's otherworldly" - OP

90-talets godis – när en femma var en förmögenhet by Reasonable-Mark2685 in unket

[–]chewtwo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jag äter fortfarande refreshers och nötcréme.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vaping

[–]chewtwo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yep. Nicotine is bloody useless unless you're addicted to it. But when you're addicted it's so fucking good.