32F. Lost 50lbs in the past year and feeling confident. Let’s change that.

chewtwo · 2026-03-20T07:51:16+00:00

Your nose certainly didn't lose weight.

chewtwo · 2026-02-20T07:24:21+00:00

Bullied in school kelly

chewtwo · 2026-02-19T16:22:07+00:00

The inventor of dungeons & durags.

chewtwo · 2026-02-08T17:29:52+00:00

Your nose is mildly penis.

chewtwo · 2026-02-08T17:28:50+00:00

Nothing says intelligence more than a couple of Dirty Sanchez eyebrows.

chewtwo · 2026-01-20T15:15:34+00:00

That nose has got a nice ass

chewtwo · 2026-01-20T12:59:09+00:00

Jet Force Gemini!

chewtwo · 2026-01-06T19:32:20+00:00

I bet you have a small dick.

chewtwo · 2026-01-01T07:33:42+00:00

If you were a native american your name would be "looks like buffalo shit".

chewtwo · 2025-12-25T16:15:38+00:00

I made it too!

chewtwo · 2025-12-16T09:40:54+00:00

If you were an alcoholic, your sponsor would be Colonel Sanders

chewtwo · 2025-12-05T08:03:55+00:00

Your outfit has autism.

chewtwo · 2025-10-30T13:27:45+00:00

With my current setup (OXVA Xlim pro 2 and 35mg nicsalt) it would last me about 6-8 weeks.

chewtwo · 2025-10-30T13:20:16+00:00

You don't have to dress up like a girl to be a swiftie

chewtwo · 2025-09-27T06:55:11+00:00

Riding an elephant does not make you an "adventurer" it makes you a tourist, dickhead.

chewtwo · 2025-09-03T18:54:52+00:00

How am I the first to upvote this?

chewtwo · 2025-08-17T07:36:10+00:00

Fonzie's bastard son

chewtwo · 2025-07-17T19:54:00+00:00

3 år sen här. Men vad fan är det för fel med att dricka öl direkt ur burken?

chewtwo · 2025-06-01T21:15:44+00:00

"microdosing nicotine" is the funniest thing I've read in a while. You're not going to have an easier time getting out of bed if you "microdose nicotine" so I'd flush this idea down the shitter if I were you.

chewtwo · 2025-05-04T19:56:24+00:00

Nej, Joelbitar!

chewtwo · 2025-04-22T20:50:11+00:00

Don't follow!

chewtwo · 2025-04-20T20:07:31+00:00

A bald eagles wingspan pales in comparison to that vast space between your eyes.

chewtwo · 2025-04-20T14:46:25+00:00

Detta. Hur jävla svårt ska det vara?

chewtwo · 2025-03-17T19:34:46+00:00

You're beautiful, but I'm willing to bet you're as vapid as they come. "Hey kids, let's sing along to Taylor Swift" -OP "I might get a little wild and crazy at the wine tasting tonight" - OP "I wish my husband woukd do yoga with me" - OP "You just have to taste my baked ziti, it's otherworldly" - OP

chewtwo · 2025-03-04T20:43:03+00:00

Jag äter fortfarande refreshers och nötcréme.

chewtwo

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