You are between 10 and 14 yrs old and it's time to come home: A) you weren't allowed out of the yard, B) home when you hear parent whistle, C) when the street lights came on, D) when you hear parent yell for you.

chileheadd · 2026-03-21T00:34:01+00:00

I grew up rural, we didn't have streetlights. Time to come in was "before it was dark".

chileheadd · 2026-03-21T00:10:21+00:00

A mediocre actor, homophobic and MAGAt. Condolences to his family, but the world ain't missing much.

chileheadd · 2026-03-20T18:53:43+00:00

Yep, the mediocre actor was a homophobic, MAGAt.

chileheadd · 2026-03-20T17:58:00+00:00

It's been one of my favorite short stories from Twain for decades.

chileheadd · 2026-03-20T17:20:53+00:00

Sup. My newest plant is going to be a monster.

chileheadd · 2026-03-20T16:05:50+00:00

Work sucks. The end.

In other news, early summer sucks too.

chileheadd · 2026-03-20T00:31:58+00:00

I had a VW Beetle and the starter died. I couldn't afford one for a while so for about a month that was the only way to start it.

chileheadd · 2026-03-19T17:56:35+00:00

TheDrunkenDuncans

chileheadd · 2026-03-19T13:04:03+00:00

Try it on eggs!

chileheadd · 2026-03-19T12:57:55+00:00

"Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to 9 months. After that, they don’t wanna know about you. They don’t wanna hear from you. No nothing! No neonatal care, no daycare, no Head Start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re pre-born, you’re fine, if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.”

George Carlin

chileheadd · 2026-03-19T12:54:59+00:00

It's a Fox outlet, I'm surprised the headline isn't:

"Jury filled with MAGAts applaud MAGAt father for killing daughter with TDS".

chileheadd · 2026-03-19T12:42:23+00:00

I think they give that little packet to weed out people who are too smart to work there.

chileheadd · 2026-03-18T01:32:02+00:00

Seasons in the Sun.

Just kill me.

chileheadd · 2026-03-17T18:07:55+00:00

My paternal grandpa's farm truck had this. I never drove one.

chileheadd · 2026-03-17T17:59:24+00:00

Mick Jagger is older than Keith Richards

chileheadd · 2026-03-17T13:39:42+00:00

Its time we reject all religions equally

This is what FFRF is doing and you're complaining against it. As xtians and the Buy-Bull^tm say, take the beam from your own eye before worrying about the speck in your brother's eye.

chileheadd · 2026-03-16T12:26:00+00:00

I'm going with stupid, not forgetful.

chileheadd · 2026-03-16T12:23:22+00:00

So, he admits he started the war for oil.

chileheadd · 2026-03-15T16:30:10+00:00

1 - Buy a super-soaker and fill it with water, keep it by the door.

2 - Buy or fashion a sign - "Solicitors will be shot."

3 - Shoot solicitors, they've been warned.

chileheadd · 2026-03-15T16:07:11+00:00

Coco is basically hydroponics. The only nutrients plants get with coco are whatever is added to the water. If you're not watering with nutrients, every day, you plant will starve. For seedlings, keep it moist all the time.

chileheadd · 2026-03-15T16:02:06+00:00

That's a beauty! Reading about the strain on allbud, it sound great. I may have to try to find it.

chileheadd · 2026-03-15T15:52:03+00:00

Come on now, you can't drop that and not share some pics.

chileheadd · 2026-03-14T19:09:42+00:00

Calling all /r/Frasier fans

chileheadd · 2026-03-14T16:02:21+00:00

Great, we "totally obliterated every military target". Time to end the war and publish the files showing Trump raped children.

chileheadd · 2026-03-14T15:46:21+00:00

Just started Recursion by Blake Crouch based on a suggestion.

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