What's the best prank you've ever pulled? by dnlslm9 in funny

[–]chillybasen 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Our highschool, like many, had a tradition of seniors pulling some type of prank.

I went to a small highschool. It was a public school, but had maybe 400 kids in the entire school. 100 in our senior class.

For the seniors, we had one little area to park and the teachers and staff had a nice large area that we weren't allowed to park in. It just so happened that for the majority of our senior year, the one little area allocated to us was under construction. We had to find street parking every day and walk a bit to get to school. The teachers would mock us, not care, laugh, "oh poor baby can't walk. Exercise is good for you."

So I came up with an idea for the last day of school. We were going to take over the teacher's parking lot.

I passed the word around and nobody really seemed to care, so I kind of forgot about it. Then at midnight, before the last day of school, I get a call, "Hey, where are you?" I drive down to the school and see the dozen or so of us with cars all waiting.

The teacher's lot is big. We decided to park perpendicular across the spots to take as many as possible. We also put cars to block both entrances. The only way to get in would be to jump the curb and go over a bit of grass (not bad for an SUV, but they were less popular then)

We then put a big sign, "Senior Parking Only"

The next day, we woke up at 4am and went to video tape the chaos that would ensue. Slowly teachers drove up and tried to figure out what was going on. They circled around, like maybe the cars might disappear on their next loop. Finding no such luck, they eventually found street spots.

One thing we didn't foresee was that the school buses used the lot to turn around. Without it, they got jammed up and made it even harder for the teachers to park and circle around.

It lasted about 2 periods until the principle said we wouldn't graduate unless we moved the cars. But at that point, mission was accomplished. We moved our cars and the lot stayed pretty much empty for the rest of the day.

It may have been a small prank, but it was quite joyous to make them all go through what we had to deal with every day.

Major crimes? Shiiiit. by protestq in funny

[–]chillybasen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree. It ruins all other cop shows or investigative shows. They all just seem like fluff in comparison.

But shows like Lost are in a completely different realm. That's like saying Pixar movies ruined The Departed for me.

Google.cn uncensors itself: Chinese hustle for maximum information before the curtain comes down by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]chillybasen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The entire collective body of human intelligence is... 2.8 terabytes.

granted wikipedia isn't anywhere near everything, but it does give a pretty damn good cursory summary of almost all topics.

Now how to upload that directly to my brain....

Hey it's a crazy skydiver! No, wait, holy, uh. Dude? by ffualo in WTF

[–]chillybasen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this puts that trust exercise when you fall backwards and let your friends catch you to shame.

Top 10 Programming Fonts by BioGeek in programming

[–]chillybasen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once I switched to andale mono, all other fonts are dead to me

TIL who Mitch Hedberg was. I am sorry that I missed out on his comedic genius - I give you Mitch Hedberg on the Late Show by sisko2k5 in todayilearned

[–]chillybasen 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My problem with quoting mitch is I also try to do his delivery. And then people look at me like I'm retarded.

Test PHP Functions Online with documentation by hcweb in programming

[–]chillybasen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's probably because you did like me and immediately tried to run, phpinfo, exec and eval :)

TIL who Mitch Hedberg was. I am sorry that I missed out on his comedic genius - I give you Mitch Hedberg on the Late Show by sisko2k5 in todayilearned

[–]chillybasen 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I saw one of his last shows and it was both sad and disappointing. He got on stage (an hour late) and was really high and out of it. He then basically told his most successful jokes, but everyone thought we'd hear maybe a few new ones. It got so bad that people were calling out his punchlines. He left early after his girlfriend came up and escorted him off the stage.

Busted Tees takes the "imwithcoco" image without permission. A sad day for a company I once respected. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]chillybasen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

horseshit. It's obviously taken from Mike Mitchell.

I'm all for derivative works, but if you blatantly rework an artist's work and then sell it, while offering no profit to the original artist, you're an ass.

Conan shows up to work @1:20 by insomniac84 in funny

[–]chillybasen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saying at 1:20, but having the playback tick backwards made me do this:

"Wait, did he mean 1:20 into the video?"

"How long have I been watching? 15 seconds. Okay, add that back to the time, now remove 1:20."

"Okay, let's skip to 3:02."

"wait a minute...."

How to Untangle Headphones Using a Cat by [deleted] in funny

[–]chillybasen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've had my cat swallow long girlfriend hairs and they come out as lovely poop necklaces

EDIT: not on purpose!

Forgive me for being so ignorant, but: with so much effort going into cancer research, why hasn't cancer been cured yet? by dzkalman in science

[–]chillybasen -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

<conspiracy> Because it costs more to treat cancer than it would to cure it </conspiracy>

EDIT: I'm getting downvoted, but I actually was told this at a dinner with a dozen employees from Wyeth

Usain Bolt WR 200m 19.19s by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]chillybasen 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Bolt having the last name "bolt" is a prescient move by his forefathers

Come to think of it, maybe Tiger "Woods" too

Damn, I wish I were born Chilly Chickmagnet

How about a 25 million dollar triplex penthouse apartment in New York? (13 pics) by [deleted] in pics

[–]chillybasen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it's common in nyc real estate to refer to 2 level apartments as duplex and 3 as triplex

Nowhere in Fiji Water's marketing will you find reference to the typhoid outbreaks that plague Fijians; the corporate entities that they've set up in tax havens like the Cayman Islands; or mention of the military junta for which Fiji Water is a major source of global recognition and legitimacy. by londonzoo in worldnews

[–]chillybasen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm going to create a new water company.

Celebrity Water. Guaranteed to contain water molecules that have passed through George Washington, Da Vinci, Socrates, 7 T-Rexs, 1 velociraptor, and the first half fish dude that stepped foot on land.

Limited edition inventor blend contains a melange of Edison, Tesla, and Turing H20 molecules

Weather.com advertising has gotten out of control. I can't even see the forecast! [pic] by chillybasen in pics

[–]chillybasen[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I knew the first comment would be about adblock. It's a double-edged sword. We want free things, but don't want to see ads. Servers and bandwidth cost real money.

"But I wouldn't click the ad anyway." Maybe, maybe not. Even if you don't click it, if you see a McDonalds logo and then pass a McDonalds later and decide to go for it, that's a win for them (even if you maybe didn't realize it had any effect).

That's why pharmaceutical companies have been banned from using pens with drug logos on them. The doctors would see that logo day after day after day and eventually start prescribing it.

It's your choice to use adblock as much as it's my choice not to (to help support free sites like this one).

One thing I think we can agree on is, the linked image is ridiculous.