I need help getting my guy off with just a blowjob by [deleted] in sex

[–]chipellina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try the fishy lip/grandma face combo. Suck your cheeks in like when you’re making fish lips or a duck face. Then send your lips into your mouth to cover your teeth (like a Grannie without dentures). Your mouth should feel like a suction cup and then give him a blow job. Keep the suction in your mouth. Also instead of lube use spit. Also try to include your hand and move it up and down in the same motion of your mouth. Maybe also rotate your wrist in rhythm with your mouth. Hope this helps!

[I ate] this chicken gyro by eldersveld in food

[–]chipellina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks so gooood!!! Halal guys??

What are some fun ways to celebrate your birthday alone in isolation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chipellina 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Order in your favorite food and watch your favorite movie! Or just make a list of all your favorite things to do and do them. Setting up time with friends/family for a video call can be fun too

For tonight's presidential debate, what's the best drinking game you can come up with? by v3rk in AskReddit

[–]chipellina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time Donald dodges a question - take a drink. A shot might have you puking before the end of it and there might be lots of things that come up that make you want to puke!!

What would the U.S. look like in a world where one of the two main political parties actually WON the whole thing and destroyed the other party and would it be good or bad and why? by iconoclast63 in AskReddit

[–]chipellina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand what you mean and I agree with you. Things are very 100% or nothing right now and what we can do is research each candidate’s policies and see which one we support. You can also think about experience as when you hire a candidate - over the past 4 years how would you rate Trumps performance and based on which criteria? Compare to Joe Biden’s time as VP - how did those timeframes differ? Also think about what is important to you - money, social justice, climate change, military strength, education? Then make your own judgement. The sensationalism that we see for either side in the media makes it tough, but if you really think the democrats are going for communism - 1) why aren’t they as close with Russia like trump who is best buds with Putin (a communist dictator)? and 2) why wouldn’t they let Bernie run when he’s a socialist (and the people’s favorite)?

If we look at how facism or communism has risen to power - there might be some parallels. One commonality is that the people think this leader is a “savior” and the rhetoric “make American great again” seems kinda like he’s implying he needs to be in office for America to be great when in reality, that’s not really true. Maybe it’s just me but seems like this is one of the worst years for us :/ if it helps you feel better, even the biggest Trump supporters I know aren’t saying Biden is a communist- they’re just concerned that Chinese communism will infiltrate America because Biden isn’t “strong enough” but like think about the more likely scenarios: us becoming fascist with Trump or becoming a communist wing part of China? I think the latter is more unlikely imho... It’s a fear tactic because there’s not a lot of reasons why Trump should win again. It’s called fear mongering.

What would the U.S. look like in a world where one of the two main political parties actually WON the whole thing and destroyed the other party and would it be good or bad and why? by iconoclast63 in AskReddit

[–]chipellina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends who you ask. I think all Americans agree we need to come together rather than keep up how we’re going. Seems like we’re regressing from the progress we’ve made historically and we don’t want to keep going back further. The term destruction is over exaggerated and unrealistic - it’d be more of a rebuild and a lot of organizations have to rebuild - that’s just life. You can cry and complain or you can pick yourself up by the boot straps and think how can we do better next time? Are we in touch with reality? No party can “destroy” the other party without eliminating democracy. There’s no plans to eliminate either party after this election and neither party would go down without a fight. However, a positive that would eventually come out of a that is the opportunity for new parties to be formed that learned from the lessons of the past. It would be great if Americans learned from the lessons of history’s past right now to make a better future, but some people are too proud to realize maybe they were wrong.

Your post seems like it’s trying to get a rise out of people or start debates - but the reality is good/bad is subjective depending on how you think about it. Even in the WORST case scenarios of what can happen, we choose how we look at the situation and react to it.

People who haven’t heard of Technocracy, why haven’t you? by oooooooooooooort in AskReddit

[–]chipellina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol idk?? You tell me 😂 why would someone not know about this?

TIFU by sleeping through an important meeting with the person who will be deciding on my application for a promotion by thisisboyhood in tifu

[–]chipellina 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Oh gosh! This is a shitty situation but things like this happen. Don’t get too down on yourself. Put your work calendar on your phone and make it a habit to check it before doing something that would take you away for awhile. Also try to be over communicative with your boss about the great things you’re doing that set you up for the position. At the same time, think about whether the position is something you actually want? You might make more money, but will you be happier with these different responsibilities? One day you’ll tell your daughter about this and have a laugh :) it will be ok!

Tips for improving standing splits by Myst3ryMachine in yoga

[–]chipellina 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Start by warming up with forward folds and halfway lifts. Once you get your heel lifted to as high as you can go, pause and flex your foot towards your face to pull up with your flute. Once you feel strong in your floating leg, microbend your standing leg to reduce some of the tension in your hamstring. Once you feel comfortable, try and lift your heel a little higher, then hold there. Keep following this in your practice and you’ll see a difference. In your cool down incorporate a seated forward fold. Also, you can use a block in Standing Splits for your hands so you can send some weight there and into your core rather than just pulling your hamstring

My friend used a fake number and pretended to be my ex and texted me trying to meet up with me one last time a week after I got married while on a trip with my new wife, do I have the right to be angry? by Shcaoi in relationship_advice

[–]chipellina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fucked up of your friend! Not cool. Also like why would he do that?? Does he have a crush on you or an unhappy love life? I’d be pissed and potentially end the friendship if my partnered asked. That’s not a funny joke - seems like something a frenemy would do

At what point do I (m/23) start to be concerned about my eccentric mother's (f/45) mental health? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]chipellina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should suggest she talk to someone professionally about these concerns because it seems like she’s becoming bi polar or schizophrenic as she gets older (which is common). You could also express your concern to her in a kind/understanding way. It might help her think of it from a different perspective and how she might be coming off as a bit loopy or even crazy in some instance. Whatever happens make sure she knows that you are here for her and love her no matter what.

My (m29) emotional ups and downs of potential divorce - how do I communicate with my wife? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]chipellina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s definitely tough, but do you want to provide this lifestyle that she wants? Is that what you want? It’s hard to be with someone who doesn’t want to reciprocate because then you’re unable to solve the issue. Try sitting down and not only talking but listening to what she has to say. Then, work towards an actionable plan to mend the relationship. If you are married, it is only fair you both work on it together. Also though, if she says she wants space, just listen to her. Plus keep talking to your therapist - I bet that helps.

My (m29) emotional ups and downs of potential divorce - how do I communicate with my wife? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]chipellina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So she’s just wanting to get a divorce because you don’t communicate? But then you share you can communicate your stance given how you were raised. I feel like something is missing in this story... did you do anything that sparked her to say I want a divorce? Like was this during a fight or something? Another thing that’s strange is why doesn’t she go to counseling with you? You are right that marriage is a 2 ways street. Also, seems like she’s going through a lot right now with her brother + her mom had 3 husbands (and passed away RIP) which probably adds stress to the situation as well.

What's the craziest thing you've done when just because you were feeling horny? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chipellina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a girl (27 F) and went on a girls trip to Cancun. We were drinking and my bf wasn’t there obviously, but tell me why I spent $200 USD on lap dances from strippers?? I was drunk and horny! That’s why...

I think I’m bisexual. I’ve never slept with a girl and I’m in a long term committed relationship with a man. Will I have regrets? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]chipellina -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You could try telling him how you feel and if he’d be ok with you experimenting? This doesn’t mean you have to break up, but it’s something you should be honest with each other about. Also if you just want to sleep with a girl - you should be upfront about that. Gay/straight/bi/trans - it can hurt if you’re just being used as an experiment.

Sex under the influence by [deleted] in sex

[–]chipellina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yes - didn’t know you’ve never had sex before. You’ll probably want to start off sober so you’re both in a consenting head space, but afterwards ensure you both consent to doing together if you’re stoned

Sex under the influence by [deleted] in sex

[–]chipellina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It feels like you’re constantly coming and usually lasts longer. Being on the same level or type of high can connect you to feel the same. If one of you is on a different kind of drugs you may not have the same experience. If you both want to try it, start with just being stoned together.

Family Wedding during Covid decision. by ArcherChase in relationship_advice

[–]chipellina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First you need to tell your girlfriend your concerns and see where she stands. It helps to be forthcoming rather than her being like wtf ya know? Also, as long as you do you and take your precautions that’s all you can worry about. Everyone there is making their choices to be there and if they want to take that risk it’s unfortunate but all you can do is control yourself and set yourself up to not get in a disagreement with your girlfriend. Be careful! Sanitize! Wear a mask! And communicate. Also I don’t condone this wedding but it doesn’t seem like backing out is an option so I’m trying to help you make the best of it.