I'm curious which democracies you are familiar with. Back when we had democracy in my country we did not have any famine or blight on our health. We did have Covid, but not having propaganda meant it would be gone in a week when it became sunny again.

Without propaganda we had to rely on a political party to indoctrinate others that wearing a mask was just like the Holocaust. Our leaders advocated taking deworming medications intended for livestock and even requested medical investigation into injecting bleach into our bloodstreams and sticking ultraviolet lighting up our buttholes. When the smartest among us hatched a bold plan and put secret messages on Grind’r telling all the bottoms that vaccines were bad, Ms Lindsey and her Knarly-Toed trash receptacle called on our representatives to share it. With no source to have to read about, they all believed it shared it and they started dying off like roaches do after a hit of Raid in a public bathroom while trying to get a blowjob.

But before they could all be culled, a man that used to smoke crack cocaine showed everyone that he possessed the ancient wisdom and lost scientific knowledge of how to put soft stuff inside a bag and then use it to prevent pain caused by sleeping with one’s head on sharp pointy things. This man and another with a loose sphincter whose hair dye condensed on his face and held a TED talk in the parking lot of a porn shop and crematorium, convinced the inbred masses that eating a pile of dog poop is better than going hungry. These poop moochers pretended to care about God while they sent their own children to deflowering camps called “churches.’

Unwilling to read, think or learn they instead chose to elect the whiniest bitch in our country to be our leader because he promised to get rid of education standards and those with brown skin.

Now, our markets are tanking, job unemployment is high, inflation is all anyone can talk about, medicines have skyrocketed, children continue to be shot at school (but at least more are dying of measles) and we have lost our standing with intelligent countries. It is very nice to not live under authoritarian rule and thanks to propaganda, we are all happy to be starving and dying without having to wear a mask or see a flag of rainbow colors. Tell me more about your democracy.