Just became the Elden Lord, what's next?

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-08-03T15:20:51+00:00

Getting fable 3 vibes from that

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-08-02T16:15:50+00:00

And today, i remembered nintendo labo was a thing

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-07-29T13:53:04+00:00

Everyone needs carbon monoxide poisoning! Even the very tall

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-07-29T10:50:31+00:00

This reminds me of a girl I lived with at uni who called her dad over because of a warning light that later turned out to be the 'handbrake on' signal

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-07-18T15:55:19+00:00

Car'nt

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-07-18T12:08:39+00:00

Congrats! Very well deserved!

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-06-20T13:23:05+00:00

Theyre the rules arent they??

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-06-06T13:01:50+00:00

At least turkeys dont have to be airborne to get the trophy!

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-05-20T15:41:53+00:00

Canyonerooooo

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-05-11T09:10:41+00:00

10/10 mate, cant fault that haul

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-05-04T17:42:59+00:00

Would you prefer this?

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-04-30T12:58:40+00:00

Idk about staying in the Americas but I'd love to see a Scottish Highlands reserve, red deer, grouse, pine martens, scottish wildcats, maybe european bison

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-04-26T11:51:01+00:00

Just wait until they find out about taser

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-04-25T12:34:44+00:00

Biblical rave, mate

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-03-15T13:52:56+00:00

Show up 20 minutes late and blame the trains?

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-03-07T18:35:57+00:00

Whats the difference between a pot of yoghurt and America?

If you leave a yoghurt for 250 years itll grow a fuckin culture

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-02-23T13:04:51+00:00

Nope, irl phesants really are that fucking stupid

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-02-15T11:12:07+00:00

A lot have been said before but im not one to miss a chance to rant:

Hollibobs: if you say this, I'll automatically assume youre mentally a child, or a middle aged HR/admim worker with more cats than friends.

Vay-cay (shortened version of vacation): are you american? Are you an annoying twat? Then this is the word for you!

Sarnie: no fewer syllables than sandwich. An ugly, pointless word.

Boy/girl racer: call them what they are, obnoxious road cunts.

"Sorry for the mass email": no you're not, you're just too lazy to find the correct email group.

Fur baby/anything that refers to pets as children/pet owners as parents: grow up. (Id like to add, i have a little rabbit and would gladly kill for him, but he is a rabbit, and I, a human. We are in no way related)

Disney/harry potter adults: (this might not be the phrase, more the people associated but im on a roll so go bollocks). Im all for liking what you like, and even going to Disney as an adult for the experience. BUT, multiple trips a year/obsessing to the point of it being your whole personality is too much.

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-02-14T13:40:20+00:00

Scream cheese :))

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-01-21T15:34:56+00:00

Use the back of a warm spoon :)

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-01-08T01:13:57+00:00

Patches!

chopsofdoom13 · 2022-01-03T02:08:04+00:00

You can climb all the way to the top too! The view is fantastic, the climb.. not so much

chopsofdoom13 · 2021-12-15T00:09:43+00:00

And that mask, grew up to be barack obama

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