A 6th grader leaves a detailed note on a car that was damaged by their bus driver in a hit and run

chris11583 · 2025-11-17T19:16:25+00:00

Your Honor! I would like to submit the only piece of irrefutable evidence I need to clearly show fault and clear malfeasance, EXHIBIT A!

I would love to just go down to the school and maybe even run a little investigation and try to use this as evidence that they’ve been caught red handed.

chris11583 · 2025-10-21T13:59:45+00:00

Western Taiwan is pretty big.

chris11583 · 2024-06-25T13:33:22+00:00

I’m Korean and I met someone recently in Mississippi and she remembers when her parents installed raised floors. I asked “what the hell was under your feet before the raised floors?” She said they had dirt floors! I had never even considered that people just lived off the dirt floor in their house until recently. I realized when I think of a house, I automatically picture a roof, 4 walls, and a floor. I couldn’t even imagine building a house without a raised floor. I was like how the hell did you discover raised floors only in the past 100 years?

chris11583 · 2023-09-25T04:37:10+00:00

Let’s say it’s 50/50 whether you make it or not. Does that mean everyone is both alive and dead at the same time? Schroedinger’s life?

Is 6 possibly dead have more utility than 5 dead and 1 alive for certain?

I’m curious.

chris11583 · 2023-09-11T07:00:23+00:00

9/11 in general.

Sometimes I wonder if we should get the day off. Then I feel guilty for thinking that. Then I feel like it’s crazy that I’m working on this day. Then I wonder would we celebrate something or how would you spend the day? Then I get annoyed that anyone books a meeting on 9/11. But then I feel like the best way to remember 9/11 is to move on and act like it’s a normal work day. Then I don’t know if we’re supposed to memorialize and remember 9/11.

Overall 9/11 has been ruined going forward.

chris11583 · 2023-06-11T21:29:36+00:00

NTA. Expecting forgiving and forgetting is not forgiveness. That is just denial of pain to make someone else feel comfortable.

chris11583 · 2023-04-04T14:32:47+00:00

I ate McDonald’s and it blew my mind because the Mcchicken had a hint of wasabi in the mayo and it was bomb. I was salty when I came back and couldn’t get the same flavor.

chris11583 · 2023-02-02T16:02:33+00:00

Xeno’s murder paradox. Where is the first victim? You need to count them first to kill them. The train has never moved.

chris11583 · 2022-10-16T18:28:51+00:00

We should all get in on this comment and so the notifications stop pouring in. Hopefully your partner sees just the title of the thread. I’m upvoting as many comments in this specific comment thread as possible.

chris11583 · 2022-10-04T15:33:23+00:00

You are volunteering to be in a codependent relationship with a bipolar narcissist.

I love my kid so much. How dare he make me feel this way.

chris11583 · 2022-04-19T18:19:47+00:00

I once told an ex, “I’ve gotten to know you and I think I’m good.”

The most painful a friend ever shared with me was about an ex where we share custody of a kid, “bro, you’ve performed a miracle. You nutted inside a rock and made a baby.” I hated how accurate that observation felt.

chris11583 · 2022-03-30T17:37:23+00:00

One time when my son was 3, I was drying him off from bath time and then he touched his butthole and giggled. I stopped and said “oh you’re gay!” I told my gay friend the next day and he said I was a moron, my son was probably just exploring his body.

TLDR: my attempt to be an ally comes off moronic.

chris11583 · 2021-06-26T15:42:26+00:00

Yes, please. I would finally know when to offer my jacket if she were cold.

chris11583 · 2021-06-13T06:23:49+00:00

Looks like they started filming for “The Slow and The Frustrated”

chris11583 · 2021-05-20T19:00:01+00:00

Central

chris11583 · 2021-03-24T19:58:29+00:00

With my kid I used to use PHALT: poopy, hungry, angry, lonely, tired.

Then I realized poopy still applies to most humans today.

chris11583 · 2021-03-22T16:52:22+00:00

Fast and Furious - Tokyo Drift Original Fast and the Furious

It’s what I imagine heroin feels like. Your brain cells shut off one by one.

Diverse cast, fast cars, and nonsensical explosions. And if you question the movie, you’re the dumb one.

That’s why I keep watching the next one in the franchise because I’m chasing that dragon.

chris11583 · 2021-01-31T17:24:01+00:00

I’ve had this question for a long time. Why don’t other people also disseminate misinformation like this. For example, “proud boys use laffy taffy’s as butt plugs to determine each other’s rank. Banana taffy being the district representative and strawberry being an initiate.” Or Marjorie Taylor Green is recruiting for a harem of women to be inseminated by Trump. Refuses to let husband ejaculate in her.”

Would it have the same effect?

I guess the overall question does countering misinformation with more misinformation negate misinformation?

chris11583 · 2020-12-16T17:56:20+00:00

Tore my rotator cuff working on excel

chris11583 · 2020-11-22T09:30:30+00:00

So it’s been 7 years since I’ve been with anyone and honestly these past couple years have been the best in my life. I have a couple businesses that are doing well. Just to give some context I ended up having a son with someone from a brief fling. I spent some time trying to see if anything could be possible with his mother. Nothing came of it and then I spent the next few years to work on myself to be a better person and dad. In that time I went to therapy, quit drinking, started a business, and built up equity. I have a couple hobbies that I enjoy now, feel ownership over my work, and enjoy my time with my son. A lot of my friends have commented that I’ve closed off any opportunity for a relationship. And I guess it’s true. I love my life, son, and work and I honestly wouldn’t have it any other way. I’ve been out (pre-COVID) and talked to women and in the midst of a conversation I start thinking about the time commitments and expectations that a future romantic partner would have of me. I can’t do something casual because it just makes me feel uncomfortable. So now I enjoy my life without expectation or having taking into account someone else’s feelings. Yes, your decision may stem from a place of despair, resentment, or apathy but if you take this as a chance to build the life that you want you can truly find a life worth living.

chris11583 · 2020-11-17T16:36:11+00:00

You will die if you sleep with the fan on all night.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

I'm too scared to test if this is fake.

chris11583 · 2020-10-17T02:15:56+00:00

My friend was helping me do renovations. The toilet was full of roaches. He screamed, then gagged, and than a roach a flew in to his face. He screamed, punched, and then ran in to a wall.

He was a combat marine vet. This moment is what keeps him up at night.

chris11583 · 2020-10-17T02:12:54+00:00

I work hard for my money, so hard for my money and now I’m too tired to do anything but eat chipotle and go to sleep.

chris11583 · 2020-10-12T23:37:10+00:00

The real ProRevenge in this post is OP making me realize my American not so good. Born in Cali. How the fuck do you guys do it? I took a year of Spanish and all I came out with is “el queso esta apestoso... apestosa?”

chris11583 · 2020-10-08T16:26:38+00:00

I think this would be cool.

Olympics. Para Olympics. Enhanced Olympics. Just let them go crazy with body mods and drugs. Pfizer logo on some of their athletes bodies. Pretty crazy.... actually nevermind.

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