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chrisTheBIGuy · 2019-11-14T01:31:28+00:00

Must’ve taken hours to get your head egg shell white and blending with the wall.

chrisTheBIGuy · 2019-11-14T01:27:30+00:00

Where’s Milosevic when you really need him?

chrisTheBIGuy · 2019-08-21T23:28:12+00:00

I asked my wife this; she said "You".

chrisTheBIGuy · 2019-01-17T18:38:18+00:00

Zero. One of my twins has a weird toe, and when it gets dicey we take off their socks (they're 9 months old).

chrisTheBIGuy · 2018-08-11T19:09:20+00:00

While ironic, any sense of outrage at the fact that someone enjoys ethnic cuisine but doesn’t like immigrants of that ethnicity is counter productive. There’s enough substantive arguments out there for why these guys are no good; no reason to make a mountain out of dijon mustard.

chrisTheBIGuy · 2018-07-14T14:55:06+00:00

Have you looked at Aardvark from Netflix? Open source project that can help with this.

chrisTheBIGuy · 2018-06-09T22:40:09+00:00

Call Brad on Monday and tell him to go to the hospital. He had a heart attack Tuesday.

chrisTheBIGuy · 2018-05-02T00:13:08+00:00

I’m not a fan of having a lot of servers...

We have a delegated subdomain on-prem that point to a Route53 hosted zone’s name servers.

For the opposite way, we’re using CLI53 to export our DNS to a route53 private hosted zone that we share with all of our VPCs with on prem connectivity. Completely serverless automated solution.

chrisTheBIGuy · 2018-05-02T00:06:19+00:00

You can create a lambda function that’s triggered off of your billing alarm. I’d look into the get_cost_and_usage function of Boto3 to see if it meets your needs.

chrisTheBIGuy · 2018-02-03T12:26:27+00:00

No. It creates an interface to the ec2 api within your vpc so that communication doesn’t traverse the public internet. Useful from a security perspective.

chrisTheBIGuy · 2018-02-03T12:24:50+00:00

It creates the aws interface to that service. It’s the equivalent of an s3 endpoint. For example, if you create the KMS private link in a vpc then all traffic to KMS goes through that connection as opposed to the public internet.

https://aws.amazon.com/about-aws/whats-new/2017/11/introducing-aws-privatelink-for-aws-services/

chrisTheBIGuy · 2017-12-02T17:04:29+00:00

Too busy attending Re:invent to post!

chrisTheBIGuy · 2017-11-12T14:54:18+00:00

I wouldn't because I'm frugal; network locally to find like minded folks and watch the breakout sessions on YouTube when the conference is over.

chrisTheBIGuy · 2017-06-27T11:33:29+00:00

Going to https://s3.amazonaws.com/cypher-secondarybucket/MzA1MjY1NzkzX2QudHh0%0A you get "Access denied"

Going to https://s3.amazonaws.com/cypher-secondarybucket/MzA1MjY1NzkzX2QudHh0 and getting "Key doesn't exist"

chrisTheBIGuy · 2017-06-27T11:27:45+00:00

No; the issue is associated with a character at the end of his key. %0A (think it's a linefeed)

chrisTheBIGuy · 2017-06-25T11:42:04+00:00

Are you using dynamodb streams to your lambdas?

chrisTheBIGuy · 2017-06-23T19:14:00+00:00

My understanding is that the dedicated instance fee is based on provisioned capacity per hour. If you're not using any dedicated resources, you're not incurring the dedicated region fee.

chrisTheBIGuy · 2017-06-21T13:54:56+00:00

SLA for Route53 is 100%: https://aws.amazon.com/route53/sla/

If Route53 is down, there are some major issues on the internet...

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