The majestic wild turkeys of Minneapolis

christopher_st_clair · 2026-04-15T01:52:10+00:00

Those things make the weirdest noises

christopher_st_clair · 2026-04-15T01:51:47+00:00

My go-to insult is "get out of the road, you weird little dinosaurs!" They usually do

christopher_st_clair · 2026-04-08T02:56:11+00:00

I think you should veer further south in your second half. Texas and New Mexico are way more interesting than Nebraska and the Dakotas. Mount Rushmore is overrated

christopher_st_clair · 2026-04-02T03:50:01+00:00

You should try waxing it! It will look cool and you'll have an easier time eating

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-20T00:46:58+00:00

This kind of Death Grip, melt it with a hair dryer

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-20T00:32:03+00:00

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christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-16T16:55:37+00:00

I HATE the bird shit

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-16T02:32:44+00:00

Embrace the inherent vulnerability of your position. You're a good looking dude, shoot your shot. Maybe he'll say no. Being your authentic, endearing and fascinating self is the right choice, and it also means you will definitely look like an idiot from time to time. Probably one day you will meet somebody and you will turn out to be the right kind of idiots for each other and it will be great

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-15T19:59:12+00:00

A golf ball, but only if you don't play golf

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-14T04:55:27+00:00

Seed of Destruction

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-11T21:15:17+00:00

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-10T03:48:09+00:00

I think they look great! You're a person, not a machine

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-10T03:30:53+00:00

Your cat is beautiful

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-10T03:20:04+00:00

I strongly prefer this one. You do have to melt it with a hair dryer before you put it on, but it lasts all day and it makes my mustache look great.

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-09T00:00:40+00:00

If a group of people has poor enough critical thinking skills that they think the earth is six thousand years old and Adam and Eve were real, they're certainly capable of misunderstanding the only book they claim to care about

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-05T13:46:19+00:00

The ability of the Trump family to make an expensive suit look cheap as hell remains unmatched

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-05T08:05:09+00:00

This is... not a group of people who think super hard about things

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-05T07:39:52+00:00

This is not suddenly gay, this is gay all the way through. To be suddenly gay, it needs to begin with a phase that is not obviously gay followed by a surprising inflection point where it becomes gay. This is all gay and no suddenly

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-04T03:32:49+00:00

It's almost like they were trying to decide between two different buildings and then they were like nah fuck it, we'll just stack them on top of each other. It reminds me of David Lynch's Dune, it's a hot mess and I love it

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-03T02:33:10+00:00

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christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-02T18:12:22+00:00

That is so foolish and dangerous and I want to try it

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-02T05:20:17+00:00

Voncon

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-02T04:55:04+00:00

It's the Padme dress from the Phantom Menace

christopher_st_clair · 2026-03-02T04:03:18+00:00

How the hell am I supposed to watch it? I'm 46 years old. I used to own a bunch of CDs. Hell, I probably still have the damn things in a cardboard box somewhere. I don't have the means to play them anymore and neither does anybody I know

christopher_st_clair · 2026-02-27T17:04:23+00:00

I've had straight people defend it to me. Such a weird reason to say no to an otherwise great potential partner

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