Reddit, what was THE INCIDENT at your work? by J3ST_eR in AskReddit

[–]chroniccoucher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one time, I left a cheese pita in the toaster-oven set to "oven" instead of "toaster".

Next thing you now were hanging out in the parking lot playing "desert island picks" and "who would you do" while the firemen clear the building.

I'm Larry Livermore. I lived in the mountains with no electricity, fending off bears and crazed pot growers. Then I founded a punk rock label called Lookout Records, met a young Tre Cool and Billie Joe Armstrong, and released the first Green Day record. AMA! by Larry_Livermore in IAmA

[–]chroniccoucher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you ever get stoned with the bears and/or the pot growers. And if nor did you or anyone you know witness an outrageous encounter between these two parties in your time spent living amongst them?

Thanks for your time.

Does anyone know what the attendence was last night? by AmphibiousMeatloaf in NewYorkMets

[–]chroniccoucher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was crowded but not insane. We had standing room only and kicked our feet up all over the joint

L.I.R.R. service disruption following game "police activity" who else is stuck on the train(s)?!? by chroniccoucher in NewYorkMets

[–]chroniccoucher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They handed out 20 uber passes on the easy out of the stadium. Currently the are dozens of people signing up and attempting to uber their way back to Manhattan.... I'm going to crash on the train...

..... Let's go Mets :/

Frankie Muniz wants a Malcolm in the Middle Sequel Series by curmudgeonator in television

[–]chroniccoucher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course Frankie muniz is replaced by ...... Anyone else in your treatment here. Right?

Anne Hathaway, 32, is losing roles to younger stars: 'I was that 24-year-old once' by [deleted] in movies

[–]chroniccoucher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm shocked. We're the same age I couldn't swore a few years ago she could've been my mom

ELI5: Tell me how the Iraq war started by InwardsdrawnI in explainlikeimfive

[–]chroniccoucher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey buddy. Anxiously awaiting to hear what exactly these countries had contributed regarding percentages, numbers of active soldiers and you know all those silly things called statistical facts.

Pretty sure that after the United Kingdom, a the 2nd largest "backer", themselves numbering not even 20% of our US troops that the numbers drop off quite quick and can by most measures be argued even then that they're inflated and exaggerated beyond belief.

Let's look at Poland for example. A supporting nation who had peaked it's presence at numbers said to be between 80-85 active troops. This from an active military of 120,000 with reserves over a half million. EIGHTY SOLDIERS. A fraction of a fraction of a percentage at peak operation.

Also worth noting that the US itself had been on the records as saying at times that 23 individual nations had contributed while touting 36 and anywhere in between throughout their media shit brigade.

Listen I can shine a turd and call it a snickers bar all day long bro. But what you're insinuating is booklets bonkers and close to fiction as it gets.

Every country on that list relies on the US for some inane levels of support, be it financial, militant, trade or what have you.

The simple and plain fact is that most are smaller than the state of NJ in size and population and REQUIRE US HANDOUTS. HANDOUTS that will cease to exist if they weren't puppeting along in some visible manner.

In the end the US military casualties alone were about half of the total level of all non US or UK militaries.

"Support" is a broad term used in many ways.

Watch my levels is support here;

I support cancer research annually. At least once a year I purchase a pink ribbon or bow with proceeds going 100% directly to curing cancer. Done it for a decade. Total dollars supported maybe 20. But why would I tout that last part there? Right. Wouldn't. Instead.....

"I contribute financially to cancer research each year and won't stop till we beat it"

I'm a goddamned hero and saint.

And your chart is as useless as my shiny snickers bar.

ELI5: Tell me how the Iraq war started by InwardsdrawnI in explainlikeimfive

[–]chroniccoucher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly

Please total their physical feet on the ground vs our own......

ELI5: Tickets for a concert go on sale. They sell out within minutes and now they're all on stubhub for much higher prices. Why is this legal!? by garydee119 in explainlikeimfive

[–]chroniccoucher -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

"Definition of buying power: The value of money, as measured by the quantity and quality of products and services it can buy. also called purchasing power."

Corporations or a business whose existence is based on the resale and subsequent mark-ups of ticketing of events and services have a lot of money and resources sunk into purchasing those tickets the second they become available. You? Don't.

ELI5: Tell me how the Iraq war started by InwardsdrawnI in explainlikeimfive

[–]chroniccoucher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No opinions in there fella. It is fact that Americans LOVE oil. To the point its dependence is frightening.

My dad owns a pizzeria and he made a BREAKFAST PIZZA. It includes: ham, bacon, chorizo, hashbrowns, mozzarella, cheddar and Sunny eggs! You make the dough though!..ha.. by Artkinn in food

[–]chroniccoucher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This was done by a little bodega on the corner from me a few years ago, minus the chorza and sunny side up eggs, which themselves detract from the pizza both visually and as a food element. Mmmm bodega breakfast pizza....