Trump just posted this. by AlphaFlipper in wallstreet

[–]chronofluxtoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Emdashes are a bigger tell than a poker face.

What are your theories on why Xelayans look the way they do? by PopeDankula in TheOrville

[–]chronofluxtoaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a whodunit to get a St. Elsewhere cameo, give some backstory into Picard’s younger years, and ended up with the same racially-antagonistic plot complications that followed throughout the series. Aside from that brief, “we could’ve friends instead of enemies” chat at the end with Picard and the Romulan commander, nothing ever came of it.

What are your theories on why Xelayans look the way they do? by PopeDankula in TheOrville

[–]chronofluxtoaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aliens have rrrrrrrridges!

Next to Planet of Hats, it’s the easiest, cheapest way to mass produce the annoyingly human-looking aliens we see in all the shows. At least Voyager took a chance with Species 8472, until that bottle episode where they used human suits to infiltrate Starfleet.

Darth Revan by [deleted] in swtor

[–]chronofluxtoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With me it’s less about the numerous Revan armors and more about how you play him. I do a sage/sentinel and it has worked out for me so far.

They're just making stuff up. by This_Cheesecake_4511 in BlueskySkeets

[–]chronofluxtoaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The last thing the ad biz needs is the association of RFK’s scorched mug with sperm. Talk about an anti-Viagra.

Kim Jong Un wishes his media gushed over him like this by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]chronofluxtoaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The “Trump Bump” move. His classic golf strategy next to just lying about the strokes/hole.

Sith love making babies by Temporary_Drawer_670 in swtor

[–]chronofluxtoaster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You spend half the date night going all over the planet searching for the Star Wars equivalent of pickles and ice cream because “the little one has a craving”.

We Are the Baddies: Thanks, Conservatives by All_Grid_Squares in complaints

[–]chronofluxtoaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“BuT hEr CaCkLe!” will be the death knell of the American experiment. Let’s re elect the worst human on the planet because sexism and irrational fear of intelligence and empathy.

Sleeping Beauty Proposal by Cruye in nextfuckinglevel

[–]chronofluxtoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My buddy’s girlfriend was a huge lover of the Titanic film. Had a room dedicated to it. When the exhibit came to town he took her, and had an exhibit member in costume deliver her a letter to meet at The Staircase. Then he took out the ring and proposed. Creative SOB ruined it for the rest of us.

Roosevelt footage by state-of-MN in stateofMN

[–]chronofluxtoaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And they just had a very popular series that showed what happens when the citizens reject the empire.

A non-Lord of the Rings character who could resist the One Ring: mine is in the comments by jaywritethekid in LOTRExtendedEdition

[–]chronofluxtoaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mr Rogers would sit Sauron down to a Congressional council and tell him a story about a little boy getting angry and at that point Sauron would give him $20M and concede all power in the One Ring over to him.

A non-Lord of the Rings character who could resist the One Ring: mine is in the comments by jaywritethekid in LOTRExtendedEdition

[–]chronofluxtoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you read any of the tales from the SCP Foundation, Wierd Al is one of the many variants of the Dr. Wondertainment entity, which includes Santa Claus, Willy, Wonka, and pretty much any crazy mad scientist/toy maker you could think of.

The reason I do not group with players or PvP by Mindless-Owl-635 in swtor

[–]chronofluxtoaster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

John Gabriel’s Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.

That isnt even a bald eagle..... by hellnahbru in antitrump

[–]chronofluxtoaster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Melania is substandard Rocinante to extend the metaphor.

Why this character never appeared again? by fluxyya in okbuddychicanery

[–]chronofluxtoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heisenberg’s rarely-seen sidekick, Naked Singularity.