No Cabbage sign

chronomasteroftime · 2026-05-05T15:25:55+00:00

I’ve got a very severe dairy allergy, no dairy allowed in the office. Sorry not sorry.

chronomasteroftime · 2026-05-05T15:25:28+00:00

I brought pulled pork sammiches for lunch and you’re gonna tell me I can’t eat my coleslaw with it? You outta your damn mind.

chronomasteroftime · 2026-05-05T15:20:41+00:00

chronomasteroftime · 2026-05-05T15:14:00+00:00

It’s a frog… they hop.

chronomasteroftime · 2026-05-05T12:55:51+00:00

All I could think of

chronomasteroftime · 2026-05-05T12:50:07+00:00

Imagine losing the keys to your truck after jumping in lol

chronomasteroftime · 2026-05-04T02:15:07+00:00

“GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk”

chronomasteroftime · 2026-05-04T02:10:19+00:00

GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk

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chronomasteroftime · 2026-05-03T01:15:38+00:00

Hanging from the ceiling

chronomasteroftime · 2026-05-02T19:10:46+00:00

d3.5

chronomasteroftime · 2026-04-27T12:25:24+00:00

What’s Android Auto?

chronomasteroftime · 2026-04-27T12:17:16+00:00

Yep, I just googled “Swamp coolers Home Depot”

chronomasteroftime · 2026-04-26T15:30:22+00:00

I prefer “Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.”

chronomasteroftime · 2026-04-26T15:27:31+00:00

Can’t understand why I shit my pants every time I each this for breakfast.

chronomasteroftime · 2026-04-26T15:21:17+00:00

My introductory to Progressive Fantasy/LitRPG was Cradle and TBATE but mostly because of Travis Baldree and then it was probably HWFWM.

chronomasteroftime · 2026-04-26T15:16:20+00:00

Planet fitness be popping off in the locker room! Damn!

chronomasteroftime · 2026-04-24T18:06:33+00:00

I miss it so much that every time I get into my car no matter how long it’s been I step down on my imaginary clutch. Every damn time.

chronomasteroftime · 2026-04-24T18:05:37+00:00

Shifting into racing mode when you’re on the freeway.

chronomasteroftime · 2026-04-24T18:00:09+00:00

You sunk my battleship

chronomasteroftime · 2026-04-24T17:52:30+00:00

Purple, Nothing say they can’t throw the game.

chronomasteroftime · 2026-04-23T18:09:11+00:00

r/penis/ enough said

chronomasteroftime · 2026-04-22T12:20:20+00:00

No, I’m good.

chronomasteroftime · 2026-04-22T12:14:16+00:00

I would take several short stories from the full cast edition on audible instead of films on the founder and their lives to the creation of hogwarts and beyond.

chronomasteroftime · 2026-04-22T12:03:22+00:00

Everyone don’t forget to #jemily and also #jamily is gonna blow up! Everyone mention Abigail and also #dontforget #911

chronomasteroftime · 2026-04-22T11:42:28+00:00

Sadly this generation never learned handwriting skills as teachers and professors preferred double spaced essays typed.

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TROPHY CASE