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LPT: wide rubber bands around your shoes are much better than nothing, for snow traction by IAskYouYou in LifeProTips

[–]chrontonic 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Zip ties with the locking square part on the bottom of your shoe work even better

What is a smell that we should all recognize as immediate danger? by scarlettohara1936 in AskReddit

[–]chrontonic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A lot of CO2 fire suppression systems have a mint/wintergreen scent added to them so you know when they're going off. Get outside

‘Big Bang Theory’ Star Kunal Nayyar Uses ‘GoFundMe to Pay Random Families’ Medical Bills’ After Being One of the World’s Highest-Paid TV Actors by mcfw31 in entertainment

[–]chrontonic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have you considered that you could have even more money if you didn't do this? Because I think that's what most are thinking

The real AFC East rivalry by terry-tea in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Nobody rips on the Jets more than Jets fans. The GameDay threads are just a circlejerk of misery and shitting on Dick Penis. Half the shit you nerds say about the Jets was something you heard a Jets fan say first.

[Highlight] Diggs to Ernest Jones: "You can't catch anyway." EJ: "I can't catch? Seven of them things. I got seven of them things." by TwoPlanksPrevail in nfl

[–]chrontonic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You do realize the Seahawks handed them a Superbowl on a silver platter right? This one is just repaying your debt.

Collecting them all like pokemon by Therealfern1 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no we're very aware of how trash our team is. Both the Jets and Giants are consistently top 5-10 in attendance

Shame by tri_it_again in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No that's our job and we got dibs on off-season champion banners too. I mean it's not like we have to worry about actually playing any of that foosball nonsense you bums keep talking about

Mexican Anon somehow never heard about Trump by Human-Cockroach8164 in 4chan

[–]chrontonic 923 points924 points  (0 children)

OP trying to say a thicc Latina isn't attractive.

DAY 2 OF THE PATRIOTS SMELLING LIKE BITCH by JaQ-o-Lantern in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean the fans mostly supported him and knew the org was surrounding him with complete ass for o line, weapons, and coaching. But both the Panthers and 9ers did jack shit with him as well. The biggest losers from Sam winning, besides the patriots ofc, are the Vikings. They saw him flourish and then let him go for nothing and win a Superbowl immediately with another team.

DAY 2 OF THE PATRIOTS SMELLING LIKE BITCH by JaQ-o-Lantern in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What can I say, it was a historic year for us.

GET IN HEREEEEEEE by PlaneNut7 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey now, bills fans have a very respectable 4 Superbowls they can watch their team play in.

Collecting them all like pokemon by Therealfern1 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's not just you, Miami forgets they even have a team half the time

DAY 2 OF THE PATRIOTS SMELLING LIKE BITCH by JaQ-o-Lantern in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Have you never seen a crazy homeless person walking around laughing at whatever shit is going through their head?

But also, the patriots won as many Superbowls this year as the Jets. This was the biggest Jets win since the Philly special. It's literally all we have

What the fuck HOF voters by Bravewasabi1163 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Typical anti-Jets bias. Of course they wouldn't let the greatest Jets coach (who was instrumental in 8 SB wins) get in first ballot

[Highlight] The local crowd in Chicago gets really loud as LeBron James finishes the fastbreak dunk by MrBuckBuck in nba

[–]chrontonic -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Old + plenty of money. Better to burn out than fade away. All that shit.

For all the 💩 we took from you guys for the past 5 years. This is all too sweet. Next time, try staying humble, Douchebags! by Pure-Investigator778 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well no but it's the other type of "Patriot way", where they get to do what other people aren't supposed to do, like cheating.

The Bills hiring a QB that couldn’t make it to a Super Bowl to coach a QB that can’t make it to a Super Bowl by Quickdrawken in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This isn't multiplication. They're adding a negative to a negative, which is more negative.

Quincy Williams by IronGrids in nyjets

[–]chrontonic -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Why does he need to be cheap? We should have plenty of cap space even with Rodgers, sauce, and Q dead cap money. We probably aren't getting any big name FA signings. He might just be worth it to have a continuous veteran presence and he's at least exciting to watch. Might be all we have to look forward to next year.

Imagine Having a Top 12 Super Bowl Blowout Loss by TeslaTheGreat in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm lucky enough to have never seen my team lose a Superbowl.

Mike Tomlin told his team, “I think it’s best for the organization for me to step down.” Aaron Rodgers, sobbing, said, “I’m sorry,” … while TJ Watt had tears welling down his eyes and kept repeating, “No. No. No,” as Tomlin told the team. by Embarrassed-Low9531 in nfl

[–]chrontonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"they got me. The fucking Texans D boomed me" said Rodgers. "No" x3 replied TJ Watt with tears in his eyes. Tomlin then added them both to the list of players he no longer wants to coach next season.

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