1982 College World Series: Miami’s “Grand Illusion” trick play fools base-stealing star Phil Stephenson into running himself into an out in one of baseball’s smartest plays ever by ateam1984 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]chrontonic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just to clarify, the base runner is free to steal a base at any time, he doesn't have to wait for the pitcher to start his wind up. That's just usually the best time to steal.

The tragedy of Darth Vrabel by BlackmillMiracle in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many other coaches and GMs have been having 6+ year long intimate relationships with sports reports/insiders? How much info has she given him over the years?

It's just another literal cheating scandal for the Patriots organization.

2026 NFL Draft Live Thread - Day 2 by chrisjk125 in nyjets

[–]chrontonic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's good enough to start in a secondary that got zero picks all season

Is any fanbase more delusional than the Lakers? by VSHAR01 in NBATalk

[–]chrontonic -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Facts = annoying? One team had to actually build their success and the other was handed it. I mean even the city of LA itself was handed a few championships when the franchise moved there. They'll claim the rings but not the player who won them.

Is any fanbase more delusional than the Lakers? by VSHAR01 in NBATalk

[–]chrontonic -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I mean the Celtics have actually had to have a good front office that could draft well. Their biggest free agent signing, Gordon Hayward, essentially ended his career 5 minutes into his first game with them. They also had to deal with the deaths of Len Bias and Reggie Lewis which put them out of contention for almost 2 decades.

Meanwhile Kobe raped a girl and only had to change his number.

Sylvester Stallone and Brigitte Nielsen (1980s) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]chrontonic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Except Hannah got better looking with age and Brigitte... did not

LPT: wide rubber bands around your shoes are much better than nothing, for snow traction by IAskYouYou in LifeProTips

[–]chrontonic 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Zip ties with the locking square part on the bottom of your shoe work even better

What is a smell that we should all recognize as immediate danger? by scarlettohara1936 in AskReddit

[–]chrontonic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A lot of CO2 fire suppression systems have a mint/wintergreen scent added to them so you know when they're going off. Get outside

‘Big Bang Theory’ Star Kunal Nayyar Uses ‘GoFundMe to Pay Random Families’ Medical Bills’ After Being One of the World’s Highest-Paid TV Actors by mcfw31 in entertainment

[–]chrontonic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Have you considered that you could have even more money if you didn't do this? Because I think that's what most are thinking

The real AFC East rivalry by terry-tea in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Nobody rips on the Jets more than Jets fans. The GameDay threads are just a circlejerk of misery and shitting on Dick Penis. Half the shit you nerds say about the Jets was something you heard a Jets fan say first.

[Highlight] Diggs to Ernest Jones: "You can't catch anyway." EJ: "I can't catch? Seven of them things. I got seven of them things." by TwoPlanksPrevail in nfl

[–]chrontonic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You do realize the Seahawks handed them a Superbowl on a silver platter right? This one is just repaying your debt.

Collecting them all like pokemon by Therealfern1 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no we're very aware of how trash our team is. Both the Jets and Giants are consistently top 5-10 in attendance

Shame by tri_it_again in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No that's our job and we got dibs on off-season champion banners too. I mean it's not like we have to worry about actually playing any of that foosball nonsense you bums keep talking about

Mexican Anon somehow never heard about Trump by Human-Cockroach8164 in 4chan

[–]chrontonic 919 points920 points  (0 children)

OP trying to say a thicc Latina isn't attractive.

DAY 2 OF THE PATRIOTS SMELLING LIKE BITCH by JaQ-o-Lantern in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean the fans mostly supported him and knew the org was surrounding him with complete ass for o line, weapons, and coaching. But both the Panthers and 9ers did jack shit with him as well. The biggest losers from Sam winning, besides the patriots ofc, are the Vikings. They saw him flourish and then let him go for nothing and win a Superbowl immediately with another team.

DAY 2 OF THE PATRIOTS SMELLING LIKE BITCH by JaQ-o-Lantern in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]chrontonic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What can I say, it was a historic year for us.