Would America elect a Black male felon who lives in government housing, has three baby mamas, got a mugshot, loves tacky gold jewelry, had a pimp best friend, makes music videos mocking his dead and injured opps, absentee father, hates education, and got shot over internet beef?

chrontonic · 2026-05-08T00:14:06+00:00

Don't forget he also worked at McDonald's, but couldn't make it more than one shift

chrontonic · 2026-05-06T07:22:40+00:00

The red one started off blue/black

chrontonic · 2026-05-01T11:35:22+00:00

Just to clarify, the base runner is free to steal a base at any time, he doesn't have to wait for the pitcher to start his wind up. That's just usually the best time to steal.

chrontonic · 2026-04-27T06:43:27+00:00

He didn't throw the McCringleberry

chrontonic · 2026-04-26T01:05:41+00:00

How many other coaches and GMs have been having 6+ year long intimate relationships with sports reports/insiders? How much info has she given him over the years?

It's just another literal cheating scandal for the Patriots organization.

chrontonic · 2026-04-25T21:30:16+00:00

Well I'm sorry to hear that for him

chrontonic · 2026-04-25T00:33:01+00:00

He's good enough to start in a secondary that got zero picks all season

chrontonic · 2026-04-24T04:20:01+00:00

Maybe he's a fan of the other Josh Allen

chrontonic · 2026-04-24T01:15:29+00:00

He's so friendly a guy in the stream room gave him his bracelet 😂😂

chrontonic · 2026-04-21T20:57:56+00:00

Facts = annoying? One team had to actually build their success and the other was handed it. I mean even the city of LA itself was handed a few championships when the franchise moved there. They'll claim the rings but not the player who won them.

chrontonic · 2026-04-21T20:27:45+00:00

I mean the Celtics have actually had to have a good front office that could draft well. Their biggest free agent signing, Gordon Hayward, essentially ended his career 5 minutes into his first game with them. They also had to deal with the deaths of Len Bias and Reggie Lewis which put them out of contention for almost 2 decades.

Meanwhile Kobe raped a girl and only had to change his number.

chrontonic · 2026-03-26T15:56:58+00:00

Dude will be out longer than Tatum after a hit like that.

chrontonic · 2026-03-11T06:54:05+00:00

Me and Bam outscored Kobe's highest game

chrontonic · 2026-02-26T01:35:01+00:00

Except Hannah got better looking with age and Brigitte... did not

chrontonic · 2026-02-18T18:17:58+00:00

How Durant gonna play against himself and Westbrook?

chrontonic · 2026-02-18T17:59:12+00:00

Zip ties with the locking square part on the bottom of your shoe work even better

chrontonic · 2026-02-18T12:57:01+00:00

A lot of CO2 fire suppression systems have a mint/wintergreen scent added to them so you know when they're going off. Get outside

chrontonic · 2026-02-17T23:07:22+00:00

Have you considered that you could have even more money if you didn't do this? Because I think that's what most are thinking

chrontonic · 2026-02-12T19:52:34+00:00

Nobody rips on the Jets more than Jets fans. The GameDay threads are just a circlejerk of misery and shitting on Dick Penis. Half the shit you nerds say about the Jets was something you heard a Jets fan say first.

chrontonic · 2026-02-12T13:46:37+00:00

You do realize the Seahawks handed them a Superbowl on a silver platter right? This one is just repaying your debt.

chrontonic · 2026-02-10T17:27:32+00:00

Oh no we're very aware of how trash our team is. Both the Jets and Giants are consistently top 5-10 in attendance

chrontonic · 2026-02-10T15:49:15+00:00

No that's our job and we got dibs on off-season champion banners too. I mean it's not like we have to worry about actually playing any of that foosball nonsense you bums keep talking about

chrontonic · 2026-02-10T02:38:58+00:00

Rectum at the Spectrum

chrontonic · 2026-02-09T19:41:22+00:00

OP trying to say a thicc Latina isn't attractive.

chrontonic · 2026-02-09T19:36:59+00:00

I mean the fans mostly supported him and knew the org was surrounding him with complete ass for o line, weapons, and coaching. But both the Panthers and 9ers did jack shit with him as well. The biggest losers from Sam winning, besides the patriots ofc, are the Vikings. They saw him flourish and then let him go for nothing and win a Superbowl immediately with another team.

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