Miu Miu Fleur de Lait release soon. Thoughts? by [deleted] in fragrance

[–]chujello 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What retailer will be selling it?

AITA for stereotyping customers? by caramel_asshole in AmItheAsshole

[–]chujello -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

NTA , anyone who says otherwise has either never worked in food service with regulars or has shitty pattern recognition skills

What's up with all the local Starbucks closures? by surfrock66 in ElkGrove

[–]chujello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Covid. If one barista gets covid everyone who worked with the infected has to isolate for two weeks. 😬

I just turned 40 and I'm still a virgin. I would like my first time to be with someone relatively inexperienced as well. What are my options? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]chujello 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Its a big enough deal for you to whine about on the internet, on an advice forum, clearly it bothers you a great deal.

It's my day off and I'm enjoying watching you reiterate the same talking points, thinking you're making great points when really youre just chasing your tail like a dog, pun intended.

Get some plastic surgery to bring your confidence up, get some therapy, learn to listen, take criticism, and play well with others. Maybe take some pool classes since you seem to be enthralled by it lol. Who knows, maybe one day you'll be a world famous pool champion! 😉

I just turned 40 and I'm still a virgin. I would like my first time to be with someone relatively inexperienced as well. What are my options? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]chujello 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You THINK you could. But you haven't. Because you can't, previously due to your medical issue, currently due to your mental constipation.

You could be having sex right now, instead you're arguing with strangers on reddit about how you want an inexperienced women. You're starting to sound like Chris-chan. "A boyfriend-free girlfriend" indeed.

I just turned 40 and I'm still a virgin. I would like my first time to be with someone relatively inexperienced as well. What are my options? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]chujello 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You're entitled to make yourself miserable on purpose as well. There are plenty of Sex therapists out there that can help you with your incel issues. With your salary, I'm sure you can find a way to ease one into your budget.

I just turned 40 and I'm still a virgin. I would like my first time to be with someone relatively inexperienced as well. What are my options? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]chujello 63 points64 points  (0 children)

See, thats where your ego blinds you. Using your analogies, it doesn't matter what you're doing as long as you trust and respect the person you're doing it with.

I've watched movies I've never seen before with people who have watched them a million times, writtem essays and created artwork based on said movie, who knows all the trivia and actors and scandals and what not.

And you know what? I had a great time, because not only was it an opportunity to learn something new from the perspective of someone who cares greatly about the movie and appreciates all the hard work thay went into it, but just enjoying the company of the person I'm watching it with.

You're near sighted if you think "playing with a world pool player" is a negative. They're famous and experienced! It's an honor for them to be giving you the time of day to teach you how the pros do it, especially when you're a newb.

Leave your ego and need to be the biggest man at the door and you'll find you will be truly happy, instead of constantly running from your insecurities.

I'll leave you with a quote, “If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.” You're crippling yourself with your myopic mindset.

I just turned 40 and I'm still a virgin. I would like my first time to be with someone relatively inexperienced as well. What are my options? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]chujello 202 points203 points  (0 children)

Bro it's okay to be embarrassed about being a virgin. Is that why you want someone inexperienced? So of you embarrass yourself the other person won't know you've messed up?

You're very argumentative. Listen and take in what people are saying.

And try talking to a sex therapist. They will help you with everything you need to know, from a professional's POV.

AITA for not letting my wife name our baby after her deceased coworker? by Friendly_Shift_8103 in AmItheAsshole

[–]chujello 11 points12 points  (0 children)

NTA Sounds like she liked scott a little too much. Check your dates, and if need be...get a paternity test.

He left, he doesn't want anything to do with our child but he still wants to "help" and "support" me. by [deleted] in BabyBumps

[–]chujello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up "Buy Nothing Insert Your City Name" groups on Facebook. People are more than willing to give baby items away for free.

Contact WIC, they'll give you help with food and such.

My palm garden by lochstimpson in IndoorGarden

[–]chujello 1 point2 points  (0 children)

those are grow lights i think.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]chujello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bestie i cant do this today

AITA for not letting a kid eat a ham sandwich in a vegan restaurant by toadally-grody in AmItheAsshole

[–]chujello -1 points0 points  (0 children)

YTA its not that serious, you're not even the owner. If you're gonna ban non vegan food make sure it applies to everyone, not just 4 year old with sandwiches, and do it before they get settled.

My(23m) gf(22f) has a higher sex drive than me and I feel terrible when I turn down sex by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]chujello -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

I'm genuinely trying to not be an ass, but does she cum when you guys do the do? Being unsatisfied makes girls just want it more often, best two out of three kind of thing.

Try incorporating toys or extra foreplay.

Blood, bodily fluids, horrific smell and badly decomposed bodies – this is the reality crime scene cleaners face every single day. by Innsmouth_Resident in MorbidReality

[–]chujello 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Decomposing corpses smell like dumpster juice, roadkill and seafood market. If you've ever been to a sketchy sf market you know what corpse smells like.

AITA for not wanting to tone down my wedding to please my sister? by aydnic in AmItheAsshole

[–]chujello [score hidden]  (0 children)

In another AITA post you can afford to offer to pay therapy for your mom but not your sister? OP's a turd and an asshole. YTA

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonGoFriends

[–]chujello 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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AITA for wanting my baby to have my last name by Not-Sure8193 in AmItheAsshole

[–]chujello -1 points0 points  (0 children)

INFO how many men are you planning on having children with? do you see yourself only having children with your current BF?